ChrisDorner
Banned
YupHow do you guys make your smileys they're so funny.
YupHow do you guys make your smileys they're so funny.
Rican nikka: yo who dis?
My nikka: yo why you calling my girl?
RN: nikka gtfoh with that bullshyt, who is your girl?
MN: dude you texted her last night at 10...are you fukking my girl?
RN: lol nikka I'm fukking alot of nikka's girl ...which one is yours nikka
(Room full of people burst out in laughter in the background)
MN: *hangs up*![]()
What happened next? 








Well....he walked over to my crib.. head hung low and asked if I had some bud after the phone call...my mom was headed to hamilton mall and then atlantic city so we tagged along, had a great time and got drunk at the Tropicana, hit the Ralph Lauren spot and came back home later that night, he's still with ole girl...I highly doubt he confronted herWhat happened next?
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Jeezus Chris :young:All different chicks:
Went over to the house and she opened the door and said "Hey sweetheart" and when she said "hey" the breath from the "h" syllable hit me in the face and I could smell the latex.
Went over to the house to hit, strapped up to go in, slid into the walls with no resistance, she was already open.
Found the "I still love you" texts in the sent folder.
Saw the old school car pulling out of the garage, heard the Flowmasters pulling off before I pulled up.
Got the same text twice in a row. She forgot to not copy and paste convo's correctly.
Her mom called me yelling and asked why I droppedher daughter off so late the night before. I was at work the night before.
Told me she was pregnant and told me not to tell nobody, I told her mom and she got ghost. The baby came out mixed.
These were all from 16-23.
Oddly enough, I'm glad I'm not stuck with them broads.They are currently ruining other dudes lives in much more severe ways since we're all older.
Came out of college and been moderately h.o.h since.![]()

All different chicks:
Went over to the house and she opened the door and said "Hey sweetheart" and when she said "hey" the breath from the "h" syllable hit me in the face and I could smell the latex.
Went over to the house to hit, strapped up to go in, slid into the walls with no resistance, she was already open.
Found the "I still love you" texts in the sent folder.
Saw the old school car pulling out of the garage, heard the Flowmasters pulling off before I pulled up.
Got the same text twice in a row. She forgot to not copy and paste convo's correctly.
Her mom called me yelling and asked why I droppedher daughter off so late the night before. I was at work the night before.
Told me she was pregnant and told me not to tell nobody, I told her mom and she got ghost. The baby came out mixed.
These were all from 16-23.
Oddly enough, I'm glad I'm not stuck with them broads.They are currently ruining other dudes lives in much more severe ways since we're all older.
Came out of college and been moderately h.o.h since.![]()

You can just hear that pain in his voice like he experienced it yesterday.![]()
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She wasn't quite yet my boo, but was pressing me hard to make a commitment to her and I was considering it..
One night we head to the club with her friends..I get a text at like midnight and she grabs my fone before I could even stop her. Turns out its one of my boys asking me some random dumb shyt cause he knew I was out. So it turns out the text is nothing and we continue partying.
Couple hours later by our table, its her cell receiving a text now. I tried to grab it but she was quick, and had suddenly become incredibly strong. I thought at first that I could easily pry it from her girly hands but she wouldn't give. We struggled over her cell with her friends starring at us in disbelief, and from the way she held on and the look of despair in her eyes you could tell she had all her strength and hopes engaged in this act of tug of war. I finally win, and she sinks into her chair dejected. I found the last message as some corny goodnite baby, I love you text from her main fella.
It turns out she wanted to leave him for me, but I was still stalling and she wasnt going to leave him unless I committed to her.
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Bruh that's why we don't love these hoes
that's some real weapons-grade ether you just posted...
You gotta be a strong brother the average cat would've Ray Rice'd some of dem hoes for that blatant disrespect
