this shyt is kinda long so it might not get read but i wanna share
i guess i always knew my ex was a hoe.
at the time i was a swagless, overweight, broke 23 year old. never had a relationship that lasted longer than 6 months and never fell in love with any of them. i got a job as a bouncer at a pool hall in the bronx and started feeling this super cute chubby puerto rican waitress who just seemed very bubbly and friendly. we got cool and became friends on myspace and chit chatted for a while, even went on a date, but then we lost contact. i figured at the time (correctly) that she fixed shyt with baby daddy and got back with him.
flash forward 2 years later and she emails me out of nowhere asking if i remember her. we chatted a bit, went out on a date, and 3 weeks later we were in a relationship(december). everything was gravy til mother's day. this is where the fun started. she told me, nonchalantly, that her baby daddy wanted to take her out to dinner for mothers day and she accepted. i was pissed off and we fought about it for the majority of the day but i decided to try and be the bigger man and let it go. sunday comes, and she texts me saying she loves me, she is waiting for the table and that he is so annoying blah blah blah. then i dont hear from her all night
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next day i get a breakup email saying she wants to give him another chance, he is in therapy, blah blah blah. i was pissed, even cried like a little bytch, and cursed her out and called her the ugliest names i could think of.
4 days later we got back together
stupid me.
after that, it was never the same and it was on again, off again until the following december, our 1st anniversary. she left her laptop in my crib and i decided to check her fb messages since she didnt log off.
1. message from her 40 something year old next door neighbor saying "hey u can come over at anytime u want"
2. message from some pretty nikka asking for her number and her giving it to him
i blew up, she denied denied denied, and i decided to forget about it
i know brehs, i know. there was no proof of actual sex, so i decided to leave it alone.
2 days later, her best friend's baby shower. diego sanchez was fighting bj penn that night and i was missing it to attend this baby shower. so i took her g1(mine was dead) to look at fight updates. decided to look at her text messages. saw messages from the night before with her baby daddy...
her: you got beer or liqs?
him: yea, bring cigarettes
her: ok
him: call me when you in front, the intercom is busted
her: ok
destroyed me.
but guess what brehs, i kept fukking her and my feelings never died. i just didnt trust her. then in valentines day, she told me she didnt love me anymore. that hurt more than all the cheating. it broke my heart but i let her go (except when i took her out for her bday in march like a true simp). i changed my life around, started hitting the gym, lost 40 lbs in 4 months. even tho i couldnt forget about her, i started to move on and even fukked a new shorty. life wasnt quite good but getting better.
then in august, anderson silva was fighting chael sonnen for the first time. i watched the card and after, as i looked for parking, bytch texted me. she missed me, she wanted to see me, come pick her up. i did
. we fukked, and she convinced me to give it one last shot. i did
that lasted a week. she went 2 days without speaking to me and i was like
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then on a saturday night, her best friend calls me. she been sleeping with her best friends ex man. best friend even told me she been fukking a nikka she was in school with, her baby daddy, a nikka at work, AND dude in her building.
i was finally free from her grip. no more sadness, just anger at myself for being so stupid. BEST thing that could have ever happened to me brehs.
i lost another 50 lbs, started taking MMA, fukked a couple more bytches, got a good job, found the woman of my dreams(virgin from a happy home, complete opposite to my ex) married her 2 weeks ago, found an even better job, lets just say life has gotten way better.
as for her
we all know how women deteriorate after a while. she a cig smoking fat puerto rican like her mom so you already know
He found out because he was sick as hell blowing her phone up like crazy and I guess this old nicca was fukking her so wild that she hit her phone and it picked up
She is breathing heavy and notices her phone is on the ground when they were done she picked up and said hello, he said he hung up and cried. Saddest relationship story I ever heard or personally knew about
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