It was cool. I tried to wake up and sneak out like they do in the movies but he was up before me fixing breakfast.Conversation was awkward but the coffee and food was delicious.
“Sooo was I your first?”
“Huh?”
“I barely fit in you without 5 mins of fingerbanging…”

“Is this beef bacon?”

“You came like 8 times.”
“…Oh you gotta French press?”
“Soooo I was your first?”

But to answer your question, none of my superpowers were diminished after losing my virginity. Woodland creatures still come to me when I sing on my walks in the forest.
(True story)And contrary to what bro tales state, women don’t remember their first…they remember their best.


It's been over 20 years of fukking and I've never been able to feel anything as powerful as what I felt back then.
