How Did You Get Caught Cheating By Your S/O?

[Givethanks]

My side fling's cousin put 2&2 together randomly when she was out with my ex's friend.... My side's cousin was my boy's girlfriend and she was out on a date with another man who happened to be my ex's friend is what really happened and they started to randomly discuss me, even though I wasn't cool with the cousin like that or knew who the guy was — is the story my old boy's told me.



But what has really happened was my boy's dimed me out — jealous is a bytch. I shouldn't have been such an arrogant lil piece of shyt thinking friends' don't get jealous; especially when ya boy has his own lil things on the side.


What makes everything funny is my old friend started dating my side and got bagged in real time

 

[Controversy]

I was in college and started chasing after this light cinnamon cutie from Montgomery County, MD. This was unlike me to chase a bytch at this point bc they all came on to me. But those suburban MD girls had the juice. Whole time I was chasing this bytch I had a girl who I was on & off with from HS.

So I finally bag the light cinnamon MD chick after a few wks. She couldn't fck like my girl, but she was video vixen pretty, and I was gonna be patient and mold her. Fast fwd a month, I've been fckin her for like a month and now I'm sticking 2 fingers in her azz, bustin nuts on her face, making her squirt, got her eating the balls on cue...

So I told my girl I was going to MD to see my Uncle a particular weekend so I could fck the light cinnamon MD chick all weekend. He lives in Upper Marlboro, so it was plausible. I bring the light cinnamon MD chick over my house, but I have a roommate. My girl drives by my house and sees the light on in my room. It's 20 to 30 degrees outside. My roommate leaves the front door to the house wide the fck open. She doesn't even park, she double parks, and walks straight in the front door.

My girl comes in, walks straight up the steps, makes a beeline toward my room and catches the light cinnamon MD chick in my bed under the covers and they start fighting

 

[Givethanks]

When we were 13, I used to tell my cousin from the UK about this white girl on my block a couple of years older than me with stupid titties and she'd let everyone mess around with her and she's just used for an all around good time you know — it's my turn now.


Summer comes around and we go to a family get together in the US and I call her on AIM one night, I introduce him and they end up talking everyday, all day and all night for the 2 weeks we're in the US.

One day I open my inbox and see bare messages saying how much I hate you, lil dikk this, I fukked your friends et. I call her on webcam with Buddy in the room next to me and she tells me how my cousin told her everything.


I tried to cop a plea but she wasn't hearing any of it — I didn't wanna lose the titties. My cousin got fed up, took off his shirt and squared up.

We didn't fight, he would've Mollywopped me. I tried to explain to him you wanted to scrap over a girl that you'll never see this girl in your life but he wasn't trying to hear it.

Sometime later, when the whole fam was together I was telling them the story– Dads, moms, aunts, uncles, cousins and grandparents were clowning him because he was ready to scrap over some random white girl that lives in a whole other country



When I got back home after the summer, the guys in the neighborhood were telling me about all the nasty things they had her doing all summer while I was gone.. — my turn was officially over.

Last I heard she's a fat white girl living in community housing with 2 kids and there's a 3 way battle going on between her man, her baby daddy and dusty old heads who still trade her drugs for coochie.

Til this day I bring it up to my cousin.