How Did You Like High School? Give Us Some FUNNY Highs School Stories

Did You Like Highschool?


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SirReginald

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I didn't like highschool much even though I made honor roll. Well I'll say I liked my Senior year because I kicked backed and relaxed. Ya boy made dat honor roll too seated in da third row.:youngsabo:. However, I didn't go to prom, but I went to something like the prom on the Spirit of Norfolk. 2013 was a GOAT year too. Anyway, did you like highschool? If you didn't why and give us some of your highschool stories.

I have one story where this kid at my school got beat up by some racist white kid. The whole school which was mainly Black said the Black dude deserved it. I didn't really know either, but man people didn't look at dude the same afterwards.
 

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I remember the very first lunch I had in high school.

I walked into the cafeteria and there were the usual lines offering the usual school lunch food.



But, in the middle of the room, was a giant salad bar.:gladbron:


I made me a taco salad.
And, the only reason I remember that lunch is because as I was chewing, a small piece of tortilla chip got lodged between a tooth and my gums.
 

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Cac called me a monkey and I stabbed him in the face with some pencils and beat the shyt out of him and almost got expelled. :whew:

Was such a bad math student I had to do 4 years worth of math in 1 year to graduate. Don't ask me how I did that :russ:

Laughed at people smarter then me who couldnt walk at graduation because they didn't take a p.E class :mjlol: stupid ass losers.

Laughed in the career advisers face when she told me I should become a janitor. :mjlol: fukkin cacs.
 

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Funniest high school story is that people actually didn't graduate or didnt graduate at least a 3.0:russ:

Saddest one was walking in my football locker room and seeing a noose hanging up in a locker
 

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My high school taking us to the Martin Luther King center the day the klu klux klan was marching down there. Yes exactly what I needed to see. Very educational in my understanding of cacs.

All the cacs we were cool with in elementary school became racists by 9th grade.

Cacs
 

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Cac called me a monkey and I stabbed him in the face with some pencils and beat the shyt out of him and almost got expelled. :whew:
:duck: You wouldn't bust at a buffalo on Oregon Trail. That's why you started karate lessons when you were 30 to try and salvage some dignity from all the L's you took in high school.

You probably have some fuzzy reindeer antlers on your 92 Ford Escort right now you bytch ass nikka.
Was such a bad math student I had to do 4 years worth of math in 1 year to graduate. Don't ask me how I did that :russ:

Laughed at people smarter then me who couldnt walk at graduation because they didn't take a p.E class :mjlol: stupid ass losers.
I figured you were in the slow class for more reasons than multiple personality disorder. You had 3 assigned seats on the short bus.


Laughed in the career advisers face when she told me I should become a janitor. :mjlol: fukkin cacs.

Janitor sounds about right for your skillset. You definitely look the part.
 

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Houston to LA like I'm Robert Horry.
My first two years in high school were in WV :huhldup:

That shyt was awful, I have no desire to even pass through West Virginia again. I had some cool friends, but overall it was trash.

My last two years of high school was alright in San Antonio. It was the first time I had ever been introduced to latinas on a wide scale :whew:

If I didn't play varsity football I would have been closed off to the "in" crowd because due to how courses transferred I was stuck taking freshman classes as a junior :flabbynsick: and my other classes were all advanced placement. This also gave me access to all of the classes, so I could eat when it came to the girls :myman:. Teenage pregnancy was rampant, I'm glad I made it out unscathed :obama:.

I can honestly say I made friends there that are still some of my best friends till this day in my last two years of high school. My senior year of high school was great and a time I won't ever forget :ohlawd:
 

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:duck: You wouldn't bust at a buffalo on Oregon Trail. That's why you started karate lessons when you were 30 to try and salvage some dignity from all the L's you took in high school.

You probably have some fuzzy reindeer antlers on your 92 Ford Escort right now you bytch ass nikka.

I figured you were in the slow class for more reasons than multiple personality disorder. You had 3 assigned seats on the short bus.




Janitor sounds about right for your skillset. You definitely look the part.
Yes let's look at those Victor von doom thecoli....Google images and see the face of Mr popular :mjlol:

from suggested janitor with math deficiency to 6 figures, elite fighting skills and dimes :wow: The Lifestyle
 

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I didn't like HS until late Junior year and my Senior year. During my Senior year of HS I was a guidance runner (2nd semester) and we went on trips.


So, did you f-ck with HS? Also, I had my group of friends (bashful back then, but better now in some ways). I was shy in school.

Four years later I look back and say, "damn, time flies by fast". I still see one girl that I went to HS with though at this store I go to. She works there.

Cheif Keef was hot on the radio then. Hate being sober :wow:
 
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