How did Zeke become so washed so damn fast

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Nah, YOU bugging bro.

He uses sauces to cover up his lack of expertise. Dude is a shyt cook.

FACTS

:snooze:


I’d still fukk with it here and there on a deep discount or for the free (which Zeke probably gets) but he is egregiously overcompensating with the cream sauces .

@Wildin



Fried cheesecake

:mjlol:


Don’t sleep :ufdup:
 

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Over usage...throughout his ENTIRE CAREER ....slowing is bound to happen :yeshrug:
Meh, Zeke gets the touches but doesn't take the hit. He'll finish plays when he needs to but for the most part you're not gonna catch Zeke exerting his engery fighting for an extra yard in the trenches. He'll fall down and get back up for the next carry but Zeke does what he has to do to be on the field and get all the carries. Just an observation.

LMAO one of those meals was Dorito Nachos?

With white rice and black beans under em :smugfavre:
 

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I’d still fukk with it here and there on a deep discount or for the free (which Zeke probably gets) but he is egregiously overcompensating with the cream sauces .

@Wildin






Don’t sleep :ufdup:


Yeah, if you read his Twitter, you'd think he was Massimo Bottura or some shyt lol, but he aint that nice to me when you look at some of the other shyt these chefs be doing.
 

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Yeah, if you read his Twitter, you'd think he was Massimo Bottura or some shyt lol, but he aint that nice to me when you look at some of the other shyt these chefs be doing.

I’m assuming he’s charging celebrity rates or very close to it ... and if so , nah that’s a no go . Not for that .

But hype and social media optics and Zeke co-sign will get you some bread for a little bit .

But for the free , hell yeah I’d smash some plates weekly . :heh:
 

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It's just fuel. They work out much more than the average Joe.
Thats not the only way you should think of food and thats probably what this chef thinks too. Just feed him like a stuffed pig because "he'll burn it off as fuel".

Lots of foods cause inflammation and has effects on your joints, how efficiently you heal, and how efficiently your internal organs work. You can see it on his face that he chubby so this "fuel" isnt being burned off :heh:
 

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Coli dieticians and nutritionists in this thread acting like all food is created equally. :mjlol:

"All you gotta do is stay moving, stay active, and workout, you'll be fine." :russ:

Nah, YOU bugging bro.

He uses sauces to cover up his lack of expertise. Dude is a shyt cook.

FACTS

:snooze:

He eatin. Clearly. No man in history can outrun a poor diet. #Facts
 

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I’m assuming he’s charging celebrity rates or very close to it ... and if so , nah that’s a no go . Not for that .

But hype and social media optics and Zeke co-sign will get you some bread for a little bit .

But for the free , hell yeah I’d smash some plates weekly . :heh:


:mjlol:


It all started with a Prime cosign apparently tho. He met Deon when he was a kid then started cooking for him then Prime turned him onto the Cowboys org. He need a lil more work though to be starting meal prep companies and talking the #s he be talking :francis:

 

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Its the O Line

He went from running behind the best line in the league to one that's in shambles

Collins and Smith are injured. Frederick retired

Before he wasnt getting hit early....now plenty of defenders in the backfield.

Some of it is on Zeke, dude looks a bit heavy and non elusive
 
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