How Do Cops Keep Straight Faces...

[yo moms]

even in a precinct waiting to go to jail? thats fukked up...

they take your shoelaces in philly, your belt, your lighter, cell phone and cigarettes....but you meet cool ass gaurds that will go get you some fast food just charge you up...and theyll buy you newports, you just gotta holler for them when you wanna light one up

yup.

you in a room with solid walls and big ass door.cant see shyt. most boring shyt ever.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

they let you keep all your belongings here in philly while youre at the precinct waiting to go to jail...except your belt and shoelaces...

i had a cop overcharging me, 20 dollars out my wallet to run across the street and get me a big mac meal...

and wheeled the tv around so i could watch the games cause the county jail bus wasnt coming until the next day

i had a little over 200 in my wallet....and dropped about 120 on a big mac meal...a cheesesteak later on, and a pack of newports

one time I went to jail on christmas eve. I had warrants for ticcets n the car I was in had warrants in the license plate . It was the marshalls who stopped us, so there was no way of talking myself out if jail that time. But anyway my bf was driving n he was on probation at the time. He had 2 saks in his poccet so he passed em to me while the police was walking up to the car. I stuffed em in my pusc. My bf didnt have no warrants so they let him go but me I go to jail. they take me to detox first to be transported to county. I get in the bytch I got my diccie jumpsuit on so she pat me down barely. Now they supposed to make strip nekkid squat hold my cheeks apart and cough but she didnt make me do it. I was like hallelujah. So she put me in the cell and I go in and lay down for a while. Then I go in the bathroom and push the weed up a lil further just in case. I got all the way to lew sterret with the weed. Then they put me in the city tank. O lawd it smelled like raw sewage. So I took out one of the saks and was just sitting there inhaling that shyt for awhile, then I ate some n got to geeking. Stuffed it back in there and made it home with that shyt.

 

[Demon]

one time I went to jail on christmas eve. I had warrants for ticcets n the car I was in had warrants in the license plate . It was the marshalls who stopped us, so there was no way of talking myself out if jail that time. But anyway my bf was driving n he was on probation at the time. He had 2 saks in his poccet so he passed em to me while the police was walking up to the car. I stuffed em in my pusc. My bf didnt have no warrants so they let him go but me I go to jail. they take me to detox first to be transported to county. I get in the bytch I got my diccie jumpsuit on so she pat me down barely. Now they supposed to make strip nekkid squat hold my cheeks apart and cough but she didnt make me do it. I was like hallelujah. So she put me in the cell and I go in and lay down for a while. Then I go in the bathroom and push the weed up a lil further just in case. I got all the way to lew sterret with the weed. Then they put me in the city tank. O lawd it smelled like raw sewage. So I took out one of the saks and was just sitting there inhaling that shyt for awhile, then I ate some n got to geeking. Stuffed it back in there and made it home with that shyt.

you a ride or die bytch....but you all the way in texas.

stuffing the weed in your p*ssy

trust me though, it aint taboo...ive had woman put shyt up there p*ssy while we getting pulled over

@sanityovar8ted

 

[Demon]

one time I went to jail on christmas eve. I had warrants for ticcets n the car I was in had warrants in the license plate . It was the marshalls who stopped us, so there was no way of talking myself out if jail that time. But anyway my bf was driving n he was on probation at the time. He had 2 saks in his poccet so he passed em to me while the police was walking up to the car. I stuffed em in my pusc. My bf didnt have no warrants so they let him go but me I go to jail. they take me to detox first to be transported to county. I get in the bytch I got my diccie jumpsuit on so she pat me down barely. Now they supposed to make strip nekkid squat hold my cheeks apart and cough but she didnt make me do it. I was like hallelujah. So she put me in the cell and I go in and lay down for a while. Then I go in the bathroom and push the weed up a lil further just in case. I got all the way to lew sterret with the weed. Then they put me in the city tank. O lawd it smelled like raw sewage. So I took out one of the saks and was just sitting there inhaling that shyt for awhile, then I ate some n got to geeking. Stuffed it back in there and made it home with that shyt.

wait a minute....did you have to push that shyt out of your p*ssy like a child?

i thought children just be busting through like "Im ready"

you can push shyt out of your p*ssy


<~~~~~no kids, so iono

 

[sanityovar8ted]

wait a minute....did you have to push that shyt out of your p*ssy like a child?

i thought children just be busting through like "Im ready"

you can push shyt out of your p*ssy


<~~~~~no kids, so iono

hell nah, I had to dig for it

 

[Demon]

hell nah, I had to dig for it

i fukks with you

 

[KOOL-AID]

I'm a good boy, so I wnt ever go to jail....but I hav3 experienced racist pigs and profiling

 

[baltimore]

wait a minute....did you have to push that shyt out of your p*ssy like a child?

i thought children just be busting through like "Im ready"

you can push shyt out of your p*ssy


<~~~~~no kids, so iono

come on breh you aint never had ya dikk or fingers in a bytch and she sneeze or cough? shyt be trying to get you outta there..

hell nah, I had to dig for it

lmaooo every time i catch this bytch posting she got me dying.. either them was some small ass bags or your p*ssy weak

 

[sanityovar8ted]

come on breh you aint never had ya dikk or fingers in a bytch and she sneeze or cough? shyt be trying to get you outta there..




lmaooo every time i catch this bytch posting she got me dying.. either them was some small ass bags or your p*ssy weak

:l

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

Hell ive had the police laugh at me many times. Shyt pisses me off too. But they usually let me picc the radio station for the trip to jail.

You were like this in back of the squad car huh?

 

[sanityovar8ted]

You were like this in back of the squad car huh?

u retarded lol