How do I become a cat burglar yall?

[Yung Yogurt]

I need some xtra money and a decent side hustle...Anybody know how to get busy like Kevin Hart in paper soldiers? How do I crack safes and all that? any tips

 

[Swiggy]

You need to find the tightest bodysuit. One that got booty crack padding and dikk adhering mesh. Drop the extra coin to get that vein massage action, b. no homo

 

[observe]

You need to take gymnastics for at least 3 years before you become a cat burgler

 

[End Cruelty]

Consult Ax.

And then 50 cent on how to rob.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I was gone say wear all black and act like a ninja but this nicca @SwiggyCabrera24 kinda fucced up my train of thought

 

[Yung Yogurt]

You need to find the tightest bodysuit. One that got booty crack padding and dikk adhering mesh. Drop the extra coin to get that vein massage action, b. no homo

I'm getting horny just thinking about this outfit no homo

 

[Swiggy]

I was gone say wear all black and act like a ninja but this nicca @SwiggyCabrera24 kinda fucced up my train of thought

 

[Yoda]

Find some cats

 

[Nefrodamus]

Consult Ax.

And then 50 cent on how to rob.

GOAT book & cover

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

experience is the best teacher

 

[End Cruelty]

GOAT book & cover

takes me back to fourth grade. that google image search was just a fluke but it's so funny.

 

[Xtraz2]

We call it "flockin" 'round these parts

hit up an Asian neighborhood cuz they keep cash at tha house

go there during tha day when people at work

Knock on tha door and wait , if nobody answers break in by force

take no longer than 5 minutes MAX, shouldn't even take you that long

Take any laptops, check under mattresses, drawers, etc for cash laying around

Anything small but valuable, cell phones, jewelry, etc....

lay low for a minute, then sell tha hot shyt to a local Swapmeet or pawn shop

last step - go to tha dealership and drop a down payment, and hit tha function flossin on hatin ass nikkaz and thirsty ass bytches

disclaimer: in no way am I telling you to go out and do this, that's just how it works, so you gaurs your home from thieves

 

[Yung Yogurt]

experience is the best teacher

my nikka this is an epic quote! it sounds like something a hood nikka would have tatted on his hands or neck

 

[ThaRealness]

First you have to get real good at tip-toeing.

 

[observe]

You have to make a spider web of red yard to mimic infra red motion detectors..once you have the yarn webbed in ya room..you have to practice ducking thru it..