how do i court a lady in 2015

[feelosofer]

That's dope to me tbh. Romancing hasn't worked very well for me, between picking a chick who think it's corny to try it on and just those that aren't interested. That get to know you line can get you flat out igged nowadays.

:brooooklyyyyn:

There is a dual purpose to these lines, these will help you separate the wheat from the chaff. Even if you don't get the ideal response, a true lady appreciates the effort.

 

[King Poetic]

Tell her your name is visa, mastercard or discover

 

[KravenMorehead™]

a white rose with her name on it in a sash and card saying some poetry.

look gently into her eyes and say, 'Hello there, I am Feelosofer, it is a pleasure to meet your acquaintance, and I would like to talk more and get to know you better'

Dog

 

[CHILLL]

follow these steps

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

There is a dual purpose to these lines, these will help you separate the wheat from the chaff. Even if you don't get the ideal response, a true lady appreciates the effort.

fax

It taught me about myself as a youth as well.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

......Oh...........god. This girl is going to be RUINED

Why?

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Tell her your name is visa, mastercard or discover

"Hello, my name is debit card, nice to meet you".

:brooooklyyyyn:

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Dog

He won though.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

follow these steps

Shower sessions are dangerous. I would consider these steps if it helps lands me a lady like the one in your avi.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Why?

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/slurp-my-dikk-up-bytch.287836/

That's our boy Forte. He'd probably make her suck his dikk at the altar while getting holy oil rubbed on her forehead.

 

[Wild self]

If she was raised by TV and a single parent household where irrational minded people ran things, tell her you got a VIP section to the club.

If she doesn't watch TV and has a damn good shoulder on her head, take her out to coffee.

 

[LezJepzin]

Befriend her father

This works as long as there isn't cockblockers

 

[WHIPPEDCream]

Y'all go through so much.

 

[Wild self]

Y'all go through so much.

Simple for you ladies. Just post a half naked pic and the simps will your every need.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/slurp-my-dikk-up-bytch.287836/

That's our boy Forte. He'd probably make her suck his dikk at the altar while getting holy oil rubbed on her forehead.

A king wants his queen(s). For that, I cannot be indifferent.

Spoiler: :winning: