How do i dm a bytch on the insta?

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I'm tired of hiding my true feelings behind light flirting and small talk, I can't eat or sleep until she knows how I truly feel :mjcry:.
 

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im so high right now i will message her for you :whoo:
Tell her that if I was randomly awoken in the morning by her sitting butt naked on my face that I wouldn't be mad :mjcry:
Tell her I'd make a smoothie out of her booty juice and the dirt under her nails. :mjcry:
 

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She made me a burger that tasted like shyt today and I still want her, thats how I know it's real.

I'd rather this not be a racial thread :mjcry:

She wants to sponsor her trip to Dubai so she can network.

im so high right now i will message her for you :whoo:

Tell her that if I was randomly awoken in the morning by her sitting butt naked on my face that I wouldn't be mad :mjcry:
Tell her I'd make a smoothie out of her booty juice and the dirt under her nails. :mjcry:

Literally slumped over my desk LMAO!!! :deadrose: :deadrose: :deadrose: :dead:
 
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