How do I get a slogan trademarked?

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I want to trademark

This Is So Fukn Sexy

spelled just like I have it written.

When I get back to makin' beats, that's gonna be my tag for my songs for the late ladies.

I wanna put it on tshirts, coffee mugs, etc.


I guess I could Google it and see if it has been used

 

[100 others]

I want to trademark the word "the"