How do I get god on my side (updated)

[92Inc]

You can start by not leaving disgusting rep comments

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I love you

 

[Raava]

I love you

I love your avi

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

HOW DO YOU GET ON GOD'S SIDE IS THE QUESTION.

Very true. We should strive to earn the pleasure of The Almighty and not his Anger.

 

[the cac mamba]

God answers everyone's prayers.

except all the people who died on 9-11

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

except all the people who died on 9-11

God gave those people their entire lives to to prove that they we righteous slaves of God. No disrespect to the people that died on 9-11, but at some point in life you should submit to God before death approaches. It's only fair. And by the way, Islam is not responsible for 9-11, as Islam denounces terrorism.

 

[the cac mamba]

God gave those people their entire lives to to prove that they we righteous slaves of God. No disrespect to the people that died on 9-11, but at some point in life you should submit to God before death approaches. It's only fair.

what a sick fukk

your god is a p*ssy anyway, needs a bunch of sexually repressed jihadists to protect him from cartoonists . muhammad wasnt shyt either

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

what a sick

your god is a anyway, needs a bunch of sexually repressed jihadists to protect him from cartoonists . Muhammad wasnt either

May Allah guide you to Islam. Who is more sick than the person that talks ill of The Almighty, The Most Merciful.

 

[the cac mamba]

Who is more sick than the person that talks ill of The Almighty, The Most Merciful.

the person that blows himself up in his name?

 

[iBrowse]

Lmao

 

[92Inc]

I love your avi

Your avi is better

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

the person that blows himself up in his name?

Maybe. But remember Islam never teaches anyone to blow themselves up. Islam is against suicide.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

https://www.khanacademy.org/

You're welcome.​

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Spoiler

Or


Khan Academy

Or

Paying attention and taking notes

 

[Slaimon Jr]

The truth is you can have God on your side but acing the test depends on your effort and hard work. Even an insect as little as an ant works for his meal.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I got a fukken 53, I ain't goin to fukken class next time either, this dude fukken knows he sucks at teaching and he keeps acting like he's great or some shyt

I did everything this old lady told me to do, pray before I study, Well, looks like god wasn't on my side this time