How do I join the Illuminati?

[MufasaChoppa]

All yall favorite entertainers done performed gay sex acts.

From Kendrick Lamar to Future


Label exec: "So, you want a #1 album, cover of a magazine, award show performances? Well, come suck my cock"

Facts, can't wait til its my turn

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Facts, can't wait til its my turn

We gon' be rich!


And as long as we follow their instructions, they won't leak the photos or video footage

 

[Columbo]

Find your local free mason lodge and fill out an application

Facts, can't wait til its my turn

 

[KwamePiesie]

Mothafukk the illuminati
I'm looking at the #MELAUMINATI
Point me towards the light brehs

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

If you want to join you will never get in

 

[TEH]

Your first mistake was asking publicly ... we don't take kindly to unwanted attention.