How do I respond to this question I get from girls alot??

[gangreen]

Tell them bytches I am taking applications but I don't know Wat u would say to the ugly ones .

 

[Fatboi1]

For my own experience....a woman u just met asking you about your girlfriend is usually a sign shes trying to find out if ur single. Mainly b/c they're flirting

Honestly when I reflect back on the convo's I've had with some women they assume I'm some sort of player. Idk I just "look" that way. You know the typical dress with nice t-shirt/button down with fitted jeans and sneakers=girl look?

They see that and then assume I'm swimming in p*ssy.
It's not really like that...

 

[Fatboi1]

Tell them bytches I am taking applications but I don't know Wat u would say to the ugly ones .

I tell them the same thing "No I ain't got no girl right now, I ain't really tryna get bogged down atm"

They be like

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Tell them you're gay. It's always best to be yourself around women.

 

[Fatboi1]

Tell them you're gay. It's always best to be yourself around women.

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

 

[Fatboi1]

 

[HookersandIceCream]

 

[semtex]

I always say "in my downloads folder"

 

[jking23258]

neg rep for lying.

GIFSoup

 

[twan83]

"Where's your girlfriend??"


I swear I get asked that by damn near every girl I talk to every few minutes into a convo. One girl said "You too cute stop lying!"
I'm like I'm just doing me

I was asked this about 3 times now from 3 different girls just in the past few weeks.

imma say this fam

thats cool that u get girls always asking u that but u dont need to make a thread about it cuz u coming off like u bragging and thats not a good look fam

if u didnt know that now u do

and as far as that goes it means they hollering at u and u need to step up ur game and close the deal simple as that

 

[KplusK]

damm chicks still ask that...i remeber whenever i got asked that i used to say i dont know probly out with you man...**** used to have em dying then i change the subject real quick

 

[unit321]

How do I respond?

How you respond is up to you?

What do I say?

Just tell them the truth. I don't have a girlfriend.
After that, you can add whatever stuff you want,

Do you have a boyfriend?
I'm a shy guy.
I don't play the field. I'm looking for that special someone.
I had pretty break-up awhile ago so I'm not ready for a relationship.
Hold that thought. I have to pee.

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Ok lemme be real witchu, breh. If a girl actually said that to you and you don't know what it means then you're a fukking retard. Real talk.

But I don't believe that. I believe this happened 1 time, you knew what it meant and were so happy to have a female (probably a 6 or so) like you that you ran to the coli to tell us about it. But you probably didn't get the number or the draws so it doesn't matter and only makes you look like more of a loser.

No need for your "not funny" gif this time because I'm being dead ass.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

neg rep for lying.