How do I tell a co-worker that he stinks like trash?

[An ashy lil fap hand]

Dude runs his own business and is driven. But I noticed he has a negative attitude. Then I noticed his smell. At first I thought, OK, he's having a rough night but nah. I'm on day 6 of this dude breath smelling like pho. Month old pho.

I offer him mints. He refuses. It's like he proud to stink. The shyt is curiously strong. And his mouth is crusty. Even his laugh lines are fukking ashy, brehs. He had to nerve to complain about his girl leaving him. This dude in his early twenties and legit smells like an old person. The nikka smells like he writes 5 dollar checks, feel me?

Dude is a like a woke PigPen. I be having my nose in the air like Snoopy dancing everytime this dude starts a convo. I've legit met homeless people with better hygeine.

But I digress. How do I politely tell this dude to at least wash his ass? I legit wanna shave his head and delouse this nikka.

 

[Champagne Kudo]

spray him with a hose

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

spray him with a hose

I would but I'm afraid his filth might splash back on me. Pause.

 

[Champagne Kudo]

I would but I'm afraid his filth might splash back on me. Pause.

wear a rain coat

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

wear a rain coat

but it won't feel the same.

 

[Champagne Kudo]

but it won't feel the same.

you could pay somebody to spray him

 

[DatNkkaCutty]

Dealt wit this situation before...nd its a sticky one........just keep it a buck nd subtle... "My guy...u gotta little smell goin on....not tryin to play u...but Id rather put u on before someone else says sum funny shyt to u.." if he dont catch that hint then

 

[Address_Unknown]

Just tell him, breh.
He works for himself and as you said he's driven; I often find individuals like that who sorta always on the grind usually don't give a fukk about personal appearances and hygiene since they always working, but if you ain't employed with him and got to deal with him...fukkin' tell him. You ain't gotta clown him to do it either, just be like "Breh, you smell. You need to wash ya ass and use Mouthwash (Very important). You can have an off day, but you havin' an off season breh, stop it."

As a dude you don't need much to stay relatively clean. Wash ya ass, ya nuts, ya joint, ya arms and be out, but the mouth thing might take a bit more time and dedication that I don't think he gonna wanna exort, 'cause the longer you stay leaving your mouth smell like shyt, the more chances gingivitis and halitosis get to stay in that fukker to the point where a regular brush and wash technique won't cut it. Tongue scraping, Oxygenated mouthwash, medicated lozenges...the whole nine. TL:DR Just tell him he stinks and he shouldn't be stinking, it ain't cool.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

you could pay somebody to spray him

I don't have any friends with that kinda hose game anymore. I'm reformed.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

fukk it, I gon tell him but I'm not very tactful. At least I'm gonna leave a note or something.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

@Champagne Kudo

 

[Keep_It_Hip_Hop_Fam]

It's probably decaying meat stuck between his teeth. Tell him to floss and use a tongue cleaner.

 

[semtex]

Make him wear one of them Christmas tree air fresheners like a necklace

 

[Champagne Kudo]

@Champagne Kudo

It's perfect

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

Make him wear one of them Christmas tree air fresheners like a necklace

He could get his wake up call with black ice