Dude runs his own business and is driven. But I noticed he has a negative attitude. Then I noticed his smell. At first I thought, OK, he's having a rough night but nah. I'm on day 6 of this dude breath smelling like pho. Month old pho.
I offer him mints. He refuses. It's like he proud to stink. The shyt is curiously strong. And his mouth is crusty. Even his laugh lines are fukking ashy, brehs. He had to nerve to complain about his girl leaving him. This dude in his early twenties and legit smells like an old person. The nikka smells like he writes 5 dollar checks, feel me?
Dude is a like a woke PigPen. I be having my nose in the air like Snoopy dancing everytime this dude starts a convo. I've legit met homeless people with better hygeine.
But I digress. How do I politely tell this dude to at least wash his ass? I legit wanna shave his head and delouse this nikka.
