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@Ed MOTHERfukkING G I grew up Catholic and church was strictly regulated. You knew exactly when things were going to happen and the priest hardly ever riffed but would have some prepared speech.
Only time shyt got crazy is near Easter when you start doing the Stations of the Cross. Looking back how weird was that

literalky recreating the torture and execution of Jesus with child actors lol
Went to my dad’s Baptist church sometimes with my grandma and it was torture. I can see how it would be fun as an adult with well dressed hunnies everywhere and a party atmosphere but as a kid you just want to be home
