How do you actually pick up hookers?

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I had no idea this was a thing :mjlol:

They even got an IG:deadrose:


I put in some of my old stomping grounds just to see if I can find some of the old hoes I used to know that was slanging cat on the low back in my old stripper-club-hopping days…

And of course, I found them:deadrose:
 

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get your phone and order

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You better not raise the price OP. $75.00 is the basic rate :ufdup:

Breh you are in luck.. You can get a line up of baddies nowadays.. These women have been raised on sprinkle sprinkle sex worker propaganda for years now..

Just go on IG, see what you like and tell them you want them to live a soft life.. :troll:

:mjlol: you not lying I’ve seen some of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my life on Fig - literal dime pieces. Sad shyt

For OP though trickin in your city might be risky. Do what regular Coli nikkas do and hop on a flight to Colombia, Thailand or Dominican Republic and eat :mjgrin:

Flowers and candy.

It's a gesture that usually knock 10% off asking price
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There’s a motel in College Park , Maryland that is notorious for having hoes sell cat out of. I’ll never forget yearssss ago I spent 3 nights when I was dealing with alotta drama at home so I said fukit let me get some space from my peoples.Man it was interesting.

After being in my room for about an hour the first day rolling up a J, I heard some of the most intense clapping, moaning & screaming Ive ever heard in the nearby room. Like gut level screaming & crying. I even heard her saying she was about to pass out. The whole hotel could damn near hear it bc was in the middle of the afternoon on a saturday & there was barely cars in the parking lot. It calmed down for a second so I finish rolling up a J & go outside to smoke & I see this no lie 5’1 breh who looked like a mix between Woody Harris & a bulldog. Idk how else to describe him but I saw him walk out a hotel room on the lower level to his car bro didnt even see me on the balcony. He looked ANGRY as shyt :damn:like he would legit wanted to murder someone with his bare hands. Dude looked angry like this
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In my next few smoke breaks (yeah I know I was stressed ) I saw 3 other dudes go in that same hotel room. Saw this 1 older indian dude that clearly looked lost & was holding his phone up in the air like he wasn’t sure which room number it was. He saw me & got kinda nervous so I just started laughing. He went in that room & left no lie 5 mins later.


Idk why but I just wanted to share that with y’all since we talking about hoes:yeshrug:
 
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there is a whole thread in JBO :wow:

I'm done too. Had a friend that genuine loved his girl and he found out she was getting passed around and it fukked him up so bad that he just fukked whores.

He told me he just needs to get his nut off. He pays and goes on with his day and at this point in my life im the same. I don't need a woman in my life but I do need to get this nut off.
 
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