How do you brehs succesfully talk to white women?

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I'm just gunna repost a post a made last year here, as it thoroughly details my swagging strategy, and almost all of the girls i've ever slept with have been white.

Clubbing is by far the easiest way to smash bytches, they're giving out p*ssy every night with no qualms and they usually don't wanna know much about you, no dumb conversations over dinner where you might put your foot in your mouth. Problem is, most nikkas simply don't know how to do it right, but the ones that do rarely ever use online dating, because its so much easier and faster to just go outside then talking chicks up for days just to get a date. Imma tell you step by step how i cook: First off when it comes to appearance, all you really need to do make sure your edge up is fresh and you're clean shaven, or if you have a beard that its neatly trimmed. As far as what your wearing, its actually better to be as nondescript and understated as possible. No fitteds/chains/tru religion/dbz button ups/ or any of that dumb shyt, it just makes it easier for girls to categorize you which takes away from your mystique. A simple t-shirt and black jeans with a nice pair of casual dress shoes is fine. A plain colored button up is good too, but roll up the sleeves so it doesn't look like you just came from church. Make sure your hands are lotioned and soft, you put blistex on so your lips are nice and supple and make sure when you brush that you brush your tongue vigorously, in case you have to do some heavy french kissing later. Now on to the good part, You need to go in there (preferably solo, best way to build confidence is by being your own crew, fukk these cornballs) with the mentality that you're gunna dance with EVERY bytch there by the time the night is out. After getting yourself a drink and settling in, find a nice spot around the dance floor where you can post up and see everyone, but not everyone can see you... not in the middle, but not too far away either. Once you got your target, you come up behind her (you can do it in front too, but behind is better because her ass is already in position) and grab her hand GENTLY, but FIRMLY, like holding a delicate egg. You don't want to tap it or give her a 2 finger pull or some shyt, make sure you have her entire hand in your grasp. (Thats why you want soft hands). Don't yank her over or anything and do NOT just walk up and put your crotch on her butt (Because other girls will be watching how you move, and since we're getting at all of these broads we don't want them to have a negative impression of us before we even get started.) Just grab her hand and wait for her to glance behind to size you up. Now this is the make or break part. When she looks at you, make sure you are smiling, looking at her in her eye without breaking eye contact and most importantly DO NOT SAY ANYTHING, let your eyes do the talking. Not a big creepy smile, no showing teeth or anything, But a light, endearing, sincere, and confident smile where the corners of your lips are curving up just slightly. (Practice it in the mirror if you must). Now if she doesn't like what she sees, she'll just let your hand go and that's that, next. But if she does.. she'll pull you in closer or she wont let go of your hand, which is your cue to put your pipe on her buns.


Now that we're dancing lets move on to phase 2.

K, now first off, no retarded dance moves. you're only objective is to keep your dong directly in the center of her butt crack, no matter where it goes or how fast it goes there.. being able to do this efficiently is essential to banging this girl for obvious reasons. Now if your face to face, its a little trickier. If your face to face, you need to keep unflinching eye contact with her, and make sure to look at her lips occasionally and lick yours like you wanna kiss them (subconsciously, looking at women's lips makes them think about sex.) Keep your hands on her hips, firmly but gently and as she gets more comfortable with you can slowly glide your hands down her legs and back up to her hips as like a little tease. Avoid grabbing her ass too soon though. Doing all of this gives off the impression that your used to handling/seducing women (which you should be if you do this 4-5x a week for about 6 months straight.) And above all, unless she asks you a question or your name, *DO NOT SAY ANYTHING*, i cant stress that enough. Now after 10 minutes or so, if you feel her getting more comfortable with you, or you notice tells like shes throwing her head back, shes making an effort to sync up with your boner, she's looking at you dead in the eye without looking away/and or looking at your lips, this is your cue to try and escalate the situation (especially the last one.) If you're behind her, you can test her out by putting your lips on her neck very lightly without kissing it, If she acts like nothing wrong, do it a few more times, then actually kiss it. If she doesn't object, then you can start throwing some tongue in. If she moves her hair to the other side, then you can skip the testing and start slobbin all over that shyt. If you're face to face, and she's already letting you grab her ass, then give her a soft, slow peck on the lips. If she doesn't jerk her head away, you're about to have some serious face sucking action go down. A few things, if she does jerk her head away, don't attempt to kiss her again, and really you should prolly just stop wasting time and and leave unless ur getting signs that shes really into you and she's just being prude, in my experience usually not though. If she DOES kiss you, once she breaks away.. don't be the one to initiate the kiss again, have some restraint and let her kiss you, and furthermore during one of your hopefully many tongue spars, you should be the one to break the kiss at least once. Don't get hype at this stage either, alot of guys get a kiss from a random floozy and think they just found the love of their life and start getting all thirsty and wanna start holding hands and shyt. No. Just another phase in the chess game. Not every girl you make out with is going to bang you, its only half the battle. Oft times girls like to be slutty without being slutty if you catch my drift. Don't sweat it, all practice. Oh and remember, try and keep talking to a minimum while your dancing, answer her questions and that's it, save the chatter for outside.

Okie dokie, Now that we know what the contour of her ass feels like and she's stroked my dikk a little on the dance floor, lets see if we can close the deal..

This part is actually pretty simple. It really is a case by case basis, but generally speaking... you want to get her outside, if you smoke good, ask her if she wants to come outside with you for a cig. Remember, as always... keep your talking to a minimum, answer questions.. laugh at jokes, but don't offer needless information about yourself unless she asks. What you do, what you're reading, what are your dreams and aspirations.... shhh. This is a drunken thot that's trying to get her socket filled, She doesn't give a fukk about your life story. Me personally, to keep things light i like to jokingly ask "Sooo tell me something about yourself, whats your sign.... your favorite color??" always gets a laugh and it opens up other avenues of conversation, while keeping the focus on her. And if when you're conversing with her, don't go into thirst mode just because you guys were going ham earlier, this is a very delicate moment and if you start getting simpish she'll hit your ass with the i gotta find my friends. Don't try to start groping her again while your outside unless she initiates it. Eventually, and you can do this sooner btw if you think you've nabbed yourself a winner, you wanna say something along the lines of "We should get out of here." or "So yeah, lets get an uber." Whatever you say, don't make it a question, make it a statement, and be curt and confident about it, like its the most natural thing in the world for her to come home with you. There's a billion things in the world she may say, rarely does a girl come home with you or you go home with her without putting up a fight. Use your best judgement and don't sound thirsty. The more you reach this stage, the more adept you'll get at knowing the counters for various things she may say. Practice makes perfect. Good luck.

Some extra tips:

A good smile, and direct eye contact are your two strongest weapons. Practice them.

Even if deep down you're a dark, brooding, serious motherfukker, Present yourself as fun easygoing and carefree.

The let out game. Very important, the 5-10 minutes after the place has closed and everyone is outside talking bullshytting and smoking. This is your chance to salvage any chicks that you danced with earlier or find some new loose gooses that you may have missed earlier. Don't bullshyt around though, get right to point and ask they're getting into. Having an ounce of some captain crunch kush back at the crib or some molly is a great way to get girls to come back to your place.

Avoid dancing with a girl that's in a group of more than 3. And by avoid, i mean you wanna get at them last cause they have the lowest probability of success. If she doesnt shoot you down herself, her friends probably will. Try to get them in groups of 2, in my experience, often times one of the girls in the duo is thirsty for some cock but she doesn't wanna look desperate by going out alone so she needs her wing woman to watch her back. Practice will tell you which ones the thot and which ones the DD.

If you have no confidence/self esteem, fake it. Pretend that you're the suavest Denzel looking motherfukker alive. Eventually it starts to become a reality.

Avoid taking girls numbers. Sure getting numbers is fine and can sometimes lead to sex but we're not trying to text these hoes tomorrow afternoon, we're trying to smash tonight, and by taking a girls number (especially when you're on phase 3) you're basically conceding the fight.

When you get rejected, Don't linger or do anything that makes you seem like your affected by it. Just keep an indifferent face and quickly go back to your post and wait for the next one.

Also, don't be scared to get at the girl right next to the girl that just rejected you (unless they're friends, typically if one friend out of the group rejects you, out of some feminine code none of her friends are gunna fukks with you either. Then again, if you really want to, wait for the initial rejector to be out of sight THEN get at the friends. This has worked for me a few times before.) Taking that rejection in quick succession is good character builder, you want to get to the point where those L's dont phase you and the more you do it the better.

Stay positive. There will be nights that you get turned down by every single girl. There will be nights that every single girl you approach throws it back at you. There will be nights where some chick that you thought had in the bag leaves with some other guy. There will be nights where your dancing with a chick and some other chick will grab you away from her. There will be nights that you find out the last 2 girls you fukked are friends because they're here together tonight. All par for the course, and once you've shed that crippling fear of taking L's, you'll gain alot more W's.

I know this was a long post but i genuinely do wanna help instead of just bragging about how much ass i get. It really pains me to see brothers not gettin any ass out here when bytches are giving it up so freely.
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All the nikkas saying "they're the easiest, they love the rapper stereotype" have never actually been with a white woman.

1) White women are not a monolith.ALL of them think differently, they all have different tastes

2) How could white women love the stereotypical black rapper image when they walk faster and clutch their purses near those types? Those are the types to stand on the corner catcalling women. The only type of white chick that those attract are hoodrats

3)Most white women are scared of black men because of what they see on tv. Thug/brute stereotype. So again, how are they sooo into the stereotypical black male?

4) If you want the starbucks type, you're going have to be a Carlton Banks "safe negro" to make them comfortable.

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Before I go talk to white women, I always brush teeth with mayonnaise and when I talk, they smell the mayonnaise on my breath. The mayonnaise smell is a turn-on for white women.
 

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Lol at all the brehs saying that cac girls are the most easiest to talk to. Maybe its the cac girls in america but in England they are stuck up as fukk. They think they are the greatest things on earth. Especially the ones at university. @BocaRear can confirm this.

It's actually easier in England than America I'd like to wager since most English girls are prone to drinking in excess in the UK compared to Americs; most noticeably the ones at Uni.

I've slept over in a few female dorms for less than the price of 5 pints, an Eskimo kiss and good conversation revolving around music, life and Literature. :manny: and that's Uni chicks with futures ahead of 'em, not the public use chav broads that would smash you simply for providing a light so they can puff on cheap fags.
 
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It's actually easier in England than America I'd like to wager since most English girls are prone to drinking in excess in the UK compared to Americs; most noticeably the ones at Uni.

I've slept over in a few female dorms for less than the price of 5 pints, an Eskimo kiss and good conversation revolving around music, life and Literature. :manny: and that's Uni chicks with futures ahead of 'em, not the public use chav broads that would smash you simply for providing a light so they can puff on cheap fags.

Yo wtf did you just say?
 

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Yo wtf did you just say?

Lol. I'll condense it but I've been
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and got a brevity problem. So "beer"with me. :troll: See that corny joke? White women are more prone to laughing at silly bullshyt than most black women and other races who at times demand a more....serious approach. Not saying I haven't met some funny african queens that can hold their own in a shyt talkin' contest, but white women, coming from white culture on a whole are more susceptive to corny jokes, so you just gotta sorta spin yours in a flirtatious light and....It's like a tractor beam breh...you can pull 'em in. :krs:

So in regards to what I said, breh, I've slept with white english chicks for as little as a few rounds of beer since they are really prone on drinking, most often in excess. I've also pulled chicks by being forwardly affectionate; case in point the one time me and my mates were out, pulled a group of four chicks to our squad of four, sectioned off and started working on our respective choices. The chick I was talking to wasn't by any means a model, but she was awkwardly cute with a nose that glowed red when she had too much to drink, which was slowly becoming the case during our encounter. I started teasing her about it, she blushed, I adopted an innocently aggressive role, pressed my warm nose against her wet one, looked into her eyes and gave her a toothless grin.:smile: I'll leave that rest of the mushy details out of it, but within the hour me and her left the group and I had the cheeks the next morning.:manny:

This ain't lowkey bragging, but if you read that cringeworthy clich'd shyt above and understand what I did and what I said, man...these chicks don't got no bunch of hurdles protectin' 'em breh. Clue in on something you can provide that she yearns for (In this case, I met a shy chick that wanted affection:hug:) by reading her signs and shoot your shot. Not saying I've never been allowed to let my naturally affectionate self loose on women of colour and what's not, but it almost always works with white women, especially if they come from male dominated families. However the trick is to do that shyt without making yourself a negroe eunoch in her eyes.:ufdup: I mean, I ain't never lost whatever god given bass I had in my voice or ever tried to come across as a "good one":mjpls: just to get cheeks. Never put morals over ya balls, B.

Breh I'm faded again, so I apologize if this alot of shyt to read and even more so, decipher.:dead:
 
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