How do you deal with attractive cousins?

beanz

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if its third cousins, that would only mean that ya'll great grandparent were siblings. 4th cousins means the same great-great grand parent. once u start going there, that means that they are related to you by someone who might have been alive during the civil war :heh:

You can fukk 4th cousins :what:

im thinking i may have the number definitions wrong

1st cousin obviously my parent's nieces

2nd cousin i always thought was my dad's 1st cousin

3rd cousin i always thought was my dad's cousin's kid

n so on.

but im thinking i may be wrong :ohhh:
 
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Stop hanging out with white people so much, bruh.

Plus if they're straight from a conservative society like Ethiopia, they are probably prude-ish. Good luck on that shyt
 

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So apparently my cousins whove just arrived from Ethiopia on permanent visas are gonna stay in my house for a few weeks untill they settle down and get the paperwork sorted. Ive never seen them before and i dont have much of a sibling relationship like I do with my other cousins. I saw them at the airport yesterday, 2 of them are extremely beautiful. Like model beautiful Im also gonna be their translators for a few months untill they cud pick up some basic English. I dont know how im going to deal with this situation,I feels so wrong havin these thoughts.Im gonna be spending alot of time with them. We're gonna take them to the city next week, itll be a busy few akward weeks.
So, basically, you are going to act like their cousin and be the good guy. That means you will have to cockblock all dem sharks who are going to be circling around your cousins.
"Hey... so your from Ethiopia? That's cool. Want me to show you around the town?"
"Hey... are you a model? I swear I saw you in a magazine or something?"
"Hey... who's your faggy translator friend? Tell him to beat feet. How 'bout we have some dinner at my place?"
 

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if its third cousins, that would only mean that ya'll great grandparent were siblings. 4th cousins means the same great-great grand parent. once u start going there, that means that they are related to you by someone who might have been alive during the civil war :heh:

You share a set of great grand parents with your third cousin.
Your great uncle or aunt is thier grandparent.
 

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