How do you deal with Racc00ns?

Zero

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Racc00ns are the worst breh
One time a mama racc00n Was jus chillin with her babies in the garage :why:
And I was a yute so that shyt was kinda creepy especially with the noises they be making
For us they was chilling in this box, we were told to keep the box outside by animal control, they just left after
But racc00ns wild Bruh, that ho was actually tryna turn the doorknob on the front door and shyt :merchant:

Real hustlas tho :salute:
They're some smart motherfukkers lowkey. I've seen them lift trash can lids up and treat it like it's Golden Corral
 

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I prefer to not have to deal with the aftermath of picking up and disposing of dead vermin :skip:

Also isnt that illegal?

I don't know breh, I'm not a lawyer. I shot the shyt out of a possum in my garage, grabbed a garbage bag, stuck my hands in the bag then chucked it

Then this cac tells me I could've just grabbed it because they are harmless, it would've played dead :heh:

Well it didn't have to play dead after that
 

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that second shot :damn: :damn:

was definitely not a clean shot :heh: he was spurting blood and writhing around for 30 seconds :scust:

the second one shot was clean as hell. thats just nerves. its like cutting the head of a chicken and the body is still running and kicking its dead as fukk but its still moving
 

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nikkas fukk with'em too. heres a black dad and his son..dude has an arsenal of various guns (like a responsible black man should)
 

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I could've just grabbed it because they are harmless, it would've played dead

Lol they be doing that, it's funny

I read they're not really "playing" cause it's not even voluntary, it's like when someone faints, muthaphuckas get so scared they pass out lol
 

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you know what to do
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Lol they be doing that, it's funny

I read they're not really "playing" cause it's not even voluntary, it's like when someone faints, muthaphuckas get so scared they pass out lol

Man that fukka had full set of sharp ass teeth and was growling crazy as hell :usure: I didn't know at the time but I damn sure wasn't about to find out either :francis:
 

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Man that fukka had full set of sharp ass teeth and was growling crazy as hell :usure: I didn't know at the time but I damn sure wasn't about to find out either :francis:

They do that til they realize it ain't gonna work, then they pass out and start and farting, you grab them and take them out the house
 
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