How do you get rid of hemorrhoids?

[SPACE IS FAKE]

in general having hemorrhoids hurt and itched like crazy, but when it busted open i didn't feel anything...i just looked into the toilet and saw the aftermath of my anal holocaust.

 

[flea]

Just shove the little ball back into your butthole and you'll be fine. I do it all the time

 

[The 2020 New Member]

came in to neg and say but nvm.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Stop ODing on that poison they call fast food...

yeah, i had started getting frozen meals to bring to work for lunch and that is when my problems started.
they are cheap and convenient but i'm convinced that my rectal apocalypse is because of frozen meals.

 

[flea]

hemorrhoids are the woat.
wait till one of them busts open when you take a shyt.
you look down and it's like a mini Jaws attack took place in your toilet.

Is that what happened to me?
I remember once taking a shyt and when i finished I wiped my ass and the toilet paper was covered in blood. I look in the toilet and it looked like I shyt out a vampire's dinner. I've never seen so much red blood on porcelain. Always wondered why that happened.
Guess I bust a hemorrhoid open

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Is that what happened to me?
I remember once taking a shyt and when i finished I wiped my ass and the toilet paper was covered in blood. I look in the toilet and it looked like I shyt out a vampire's dinner. I've never seen so much red blood on porcelain. Always wondered why that happened.
Guess I bust a hemorrhoid open

 

[Biscut]

Thought I had hemorrhoids once before. And went to go get checked out. Thought they was going ask questions, yet I was wrong. I just learned that day what a finger in my ass felt like.

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

hah you straight phaggots got himorhersteroids..

luck for us phaggys we just have gapin kulos, we have no pain..

 

[LimitedEdition]

1. Make your boyfriend use lube when he fukks you in the ass. Spit aint cutting it no more.

2. Eat more fiber and take a daily laxative.

3. Ass douche with peroxide.

Spoiler

 

[Breh the HitMang]

im dealing with a thrombosed hemmoroid after constipation , it aint hurting but i want that shyt gone

 

[lightbearerchef]

@GrimThreadReaper

Please kill this thread

 

[kaldurahm]

This shyt is actually WOAT. Wouldn't wish this pain on nobody.

Mine comes and goes, I've been good lately. But best believe u start eating like shyt and stop exercise, and it returns with a force

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

Make sure you take sitz bath in some warm water

Oatmeal is good to eat as well

 

[skylove4]

How old are you motherfukkers if you’re eating enough fiber or taking Psyllium husk powder while drinking enough water this shouldn’t be a issue

 

[Tryna Makit]

Breh....my coworker had to get surgery for this shyt like 3 months ago, hes 32!!!

I thought this was something thats supposed to happen to the mf elderly
I was clowning him too until he mentioned surgery