How do you identify a crazy chick?

[MrNoFlyZone]

If she has a vagina. All women are crazy one way or another...


It's the kinda crazy that matters

 

[Binary]

ALL females are crazy breh, some more than others

 

[#1 pick]

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

This

or that Marilyn Monroe quote every bish uses

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

― Marilyn Monroe

tl;dr: I'm an insufferable hemorrhoid that will make your life a living hell and I use being cute as an excuse to do it.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

she fine as fukk...but house n room dirty...

 

[Soundbwoy]

Her bra and panties don't match
Her place is a mess
A LOT of attitude

 

[Blacsmiff]

yep this too

she get to askin too many questions she either crazy or been ran thru

thats why almost everygirl i talk to
once they start talkin and trynin to get personal wanna tell me they life stories and shyt

lol one ear out the other

nicca thats not what I said..

Aint nothing wrong with a bish opening up breh. These days the only way you find out that a chick is crazy is when a good samaritan gives you intel on her or when it's already too late and the damage has been done.

 

[filial_piety]

It's all in the eyes...I can't explain it but you have to give them a good stare right in the eyes and you'll see it

 

[#1 pick]

Just going off the wall randomly.
Saying crazy stuff.
Threats.

 

[cleanface coney]

nicca thats not what I said..

Aint nothing wrong with a bish opening up breh. These days the only way you find out that a chick is crazy is when a good samaritan gives you intel on her or when it's already too late and the damage has been done.

lol nikka you trippin if females dont tell on theyself

the same nikka tellin you she crazy be the same nikka tryna fukk her too

once you get a female talkin they throw all that goody goody shyt out the window my nikka

hoes turn rachet if they think you care
i usually dont but for some reason i think they think im good at listening

im just good at smoking my blunt and acting like im listening when really i can care less

most good samaritans got they own agenda imo
unless they old or you can really trust them

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

If she get jealous over small things run, fast

 

[Darts]

Usually the inside of her house and car are complete messes....much like her mental state/life.

 

[714562]

My experience:

1. Fast tone of speech
2. Big, overly expressive eyes
3. Laughs at random moments
4. Takes the moral high ground at seemingly inappropriate moments in the conversation.

• Ex: Goes off on a long rant about how all men fear successful women

5. Seems DETERMINED to tell you how hard she parties when you don't care.
6. Says most of her friends are guys because she "doesn't get along" with girls.

 

[#1 pick]

My experience:

1. Fast tone of speech
2. Big, overly expressive eyes
3. Laughs at random moments
4. Takes the moral high ground at seemingly inappropriate moments in the conversation.

• Ex: Goes off on a long rant about how all men fear successful women

5. Seems DETERMINED to tell you how hard she parties when you don't care.
6. Says most of her friends are guys because she "doesn't get along" with girls.

They rarely have female friends is true.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

My experience:

1. Fast tone of speech
2. Big, overly expressive eyes
3. Laughs at random moments
4. Takes the moral high ground at seemingly inappropriate moments in the conversation.

• Ex: Goes off on a long rant about how all men fear successful women

5. Seems DETERMINED to tell you how hard she parties when you don't care.
6. Says most of her friends are guys because she "doesn't get along" with girls.

this is pretty good....

I personally live by the mantra that no one is actually sane...we all fukked up in some way.