How do you keep your stuff safe at the beach?
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CarbonBraddock
You will be trolled
what's a beach?
Real talk.
Your boy just wants to frolic in the water without having to worry about some clown jacking his phone
Pretty easy. Just get a pair of shorts with a zipper pocket...leave your phone and wallet in the car hidden and put your keys in the zipper pocket
but never frolic
Better get that waterproof galaxy 7.
onelastdeath
Banned
Clout 
Jean Jacket
NOPE
notPsychosiz
I started this gangsta sh-
Clout
Real tealk.
If you look like you'll fk somebody up that goes a long way.
Getting caught stealing a sucker's phone and getting caught stealing a gangster's phone are too completely separate experiences.
luciddreamer
All Star
Have that aura, 
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Go with someone else and just always keep an eye open. Don't bring anything expensive 
if they get a towel or article of clothing you can be straight still. I just keep my phone on me.
if they get a towel or article of clothing you can be straight still. I just keep my phone on me.
They have beach safes. Don't know how effective it is though.
I'm Sure Buzzfeed Has A Video To Help You With This Dilemma
levitate
I love you, you know.
- Buy shorts with zipper pockets or pockets held closed with Velcro
- Buy ziplock bags
- Place wallet and keys in ziplock bag
- Place ziplock bag in pocket
- Secure pockets by zipping or velcroing
- Go into water
- Have fun
- Head back to hotel
- Have a nice romantic dinner with wife in hotel restaurant
- Make love to wife on hotel bed
- Call room service
- Order a beer
- Drink beer
- Watch an episode on Stranger Things on your iPhone using Netflix app
- Go to sleep
- Wake up
- Repeat
no car, i'm going away.
what do you do when you go into the water?
Go with someone else and just always keep an eye open. Don't bring anything expensive
what do you do when you go into the water?
i dont go no deeper than like my waist so i just hold it in my hand or hand it off to someone
notPsychosiz
I started this gangsta sh-
I think they have lockers on the beaches in LA that you can rent.