How do you Pull at Clubs?

[yo moms]

It's way too loud to talk to anyone. People would shout in my ear and id just pretend to know what they were saying

 

[ugksam]

the advice that would work for other people wont work for you

 

[yo moms]

the advice that would work for other people wont work for you

Im going to slap you one day.

 

[ugksam]

Im going to slap you one day.

i thank god every day that you are too broke to afford a plane ticket to texas

 

[yo moms]

i thank god every day that you are too broke to afford a plane ticket to texas

You lucky i spent my last bit of money at the club.

 

[LordTaskForce]

being attractive helps

 

[ugksam]

You lucky i spent my last bit of money at the club.

how much did u sell your xbox for?

 

[Roberto Dinero]

i thank god every day that you are too broke to afford a plane ticket to texas

A line that I have found to work for me from time to time in a club or a packed bar/pub is the following:

U just stand at the bar waiting to be served. If there is a pretty girl or a girl u like behind u, say: "I'll let u go in front of me, if u tell me ur name". Its kinda corny but I have found it to be a good in for a convo plenty of times. Like I said, its corny, but its been a good ice breaker/conversation starter for me in the past...

 

[yo moms]

how much did u sell your xbox for?

Haven't sold it yet. Going to have to put it on eBay.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

being attractive helps

and having something interesting to say.

 

[yo moms]

being attractive helps

Well I'm not ugly

 

[NubianVitruvian]

Watch a lot of Keys to the Vip.

Open and close quickly, under 5 mins unless she allows otherwise. Go 'shopping'

But I don't do clubs. Still love my xbox more than these bytches. MCF

 

[yo moms]

Watch a lot of Keys to the Vip.

Open and close quickly, under 5 mins unless she allows otherwise. Go 'shopping'

But I don't do clubs. Still love my xbox more than these bytches. MCF

What is keys to the VIP?

 

[RealAssanova]

A line that I have found to work for me from time to time in a club or a packed bar/pub is the following:

U just stand at the bar waiting to be served. If there is a pretty girl or a girl u like behind u, say: "I'll let u go in front of me, if u tell me ur name". Its kinda corny but I have found it to be a good in for a convo plenty of times. Like I said, its corny, but its been a good ice breaker/conversation starter for me in the past...

n!gga, please.

she can tell you a fake name, bump ahead of you and get that drank while yo azz was waitin for bout tree mins? . But i can see that KINDA workin if you good lookin.

In clubs, since its so loud, i just go with the intention of kickin it wid n!ggaz and jammin to some wicked tunes. If you naw how to get down solo, best bel'ee birds gonna start flockin to you. Then its just a matter of pickin which one u want to grind up on, talk to post-grind sesh and maybe do da horizontal tango wid come closing time.

 

[Brandon M.]

Im going to slap you one day.

lmao