I do stupid shyt involving animals. Like no lie, I used to go to the country with my grandmother during the summer and foxes and racc00ns used to come up to me. My dad said I was always good with animals.
My neighbors big ass pit bull would get out and I was the only one who could get him to come back. Neighbors used to come and find that nikka with his head in my lap. That dog was huge! Neighbors looking at my ass like

. Baby squirrels used to follow my ass in elementary school...
That shyt gon catch up to me one day. When walking with the elephants goes wrong.

But on the real, I hope I go out on some Lara Croft, she knows too much, type of shyt. Like I wanna find out all the secrets in the world. Aliens? Consipiracy theories? Paranormal shyt? Unsolved mysteries? I can see it now.
Them: You can't be allowed to reveal our secrets. (Pow! They shoot me.)

Me: Our whole conversation w-was r-r-recorded. I'm gone but u can never k-kill the truth.
(I press enter to upload the evidence to every social media site in the world as I breathe my last breath).
