How Do You Tell Her

[Larry Lobster]

 

[yo moms]

Stick a thumb in there while you're fingering her from the back. This'll loosen her up.

Then when the punani is nice and wet, you start putting your face all up in there. Ass included

Is what I did in middle school

you werent eating a$$holes in middle school. thats complete bullshyt. dont give a fukk what you say.

 

[Nefrodamus]

You were eating chicks' asses in middle school? :homernotsure:

I got my dikk sucked in my boy's bathroom across the street when I was 12.

I've always been a sexually curious boy. When I was 9-10 I used to play "games" with girls that involved showing our private parts.

So yes, when my moms was working a 9-5, I would come home from school and invite my girlfriend for oral sex.

 

[yo moms]

nothing between a man and a woman can be gay. weird? yes. Gay? no.

Op jus tell her

what if she fukks you with a strap on?

 

[Nefrodamus]

you werent eating @ssholes in middle school. thats complete bullshyt. dont give a fukk what you say.

Okay. Cause its unnatural for a 13 year old boy to be interested in p*ssy, right?

 

[yo moms]

Okay. Cause its unnatural for a 13 year old boy to be interested in p*ssy, right?

you werent a 13 year old boy eating ass. i know that.

 

[Nefrodamus]

you werent a 13 year old boy eating ass. i know that.

Ight

 

[HideoKojima]

what if she fukks you with a strap on?

strange and very disturbing but not gay. The whole thing about being gay is same sex. You're not gay for being penetrated by plastic... but you are a weirdo from now and forever.

 

[yo moms]

strange and very disturbing but not gay. The whole thing about being gay is same sex. You're not gay for being penetrated by plastic... but you are a weirdo from now and forever.

so you just gon be walkong round getting your bootyhole penetrated by everything but a dikk and youre not gay?

 

[kp404]

strange and very disturbing but not gay. The whole thing about being gay is same sex. You're not gay for being penetrated by plastic... but you are a weirdo from now and forever.

Uhh I don't follow this logic breh; plastic or flesh, if you get willingly penetrated in your ass, you are a homosexual breh

 

[2manyFCKNrappers]

Why would you want to put your mouth on someone's a$$hole?

 

[AllHolosEve]

strange and very disturbing but not gay. The whole thing about being gay is same sex. You're not gay for being penetrated by plastic... but you are a weirdo from now and forever.

 

[HideoKojima]

so you just gon be walkong round getting your bootyhole penetrated by everything but a dikk and youre not gay?

I made it clear that im not into that. What someone does in their bedroom is their business

 

[Giselle]

I think OP is lowkey saying that his girl's hygiene isn't where it needs to be :usurebreh:

That reminds me of this vine that I saw earlier.

 

[Taadow]

When you kiss and you cuddle,
ain't no way to put it subtle,
when you want the butthole.