How do you turn notifications off?

[The Jewnited States]

another poorly disguised "OMG IM SO POPULAR ON THIS SITE, IF I LEFT, THE SITE WOULD STOP!!!" thread



get outta here u tranny fakkit















inb4 u mad

 

[Chris.B]

.... who are you?

That's a question your mom can answer...

 

[marcuz]

When I get quoted by you, I just want to jump out my window and not read it, that's how bad my anxiety gets lmao.

THANKS A LOT MARCUZ

geeez, alright, alright. i wont fukk with you anymore, i promise. fukk. <3 Binary

 

[Renkz]

Do you ever get afraid when someone quotes, and you think the poster ether you or gonna start a fight with you, having breh looking like before finding out all they did was quote you.

 

[Heretic]

All u gotta do is not post, or just ignore the notifications im sure after a week or so u wont have to worry about notifications. Or just get the info of ppl u wanna talk to and talk to them that way.

 

[Sierra Mist]

another poorly disguised "OMG IM SO POPULAR ON THIS SITE, IF I LEFT, THE SITE WOULD STOP!!!" thread



get outta here u tranny fakkit















inb4 u mad

You have such a strong opinion of me and I never even knew you existed until now.

That's a question your mom can answer...

Oh shyt. A "yo mom's joke." We gotta badass on here.

Do you ever get afraid when someone quotes, and you think the poster ether you or gonna start a fight with you, having breh looking like before finding out all they did was quote you.

lmao all the time.

 

[Cat piss martini]

 

[The Jewnited States]

You have such a strong opinion of me and I never even knew you existed until now.

Oh shyt. A "yo mom's joke." We gotta badass on here.

lmao all the time.

shut up fakkit. you've quoted me before. my life > your entire family tree

 

[semtex]

That feeling when you see a new notification for a dap

It's a problem. shyt stimulates your brain's reward system making you a compulsive notification checker fuels my social networking addiction.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Crazy how all these dudes who claim to hate me coem storming into every thread I make. THe traffic is going to plummet while I'm on vaca. Question was answered. All you jobbers can leave now.

 

[Born2BKing]

My contract is expiring and unlike last time I have no reason to renew it. I'm actually tired of the attention. I only want attention in one arena and it's not on here.

Your problem seems to be easily solved my dude. Just stop posting on here. Problem solved.

 

[Sierra Mist]

shut up fakkit. you've quoted me before. my life > your entire family tree

I've never heard of you though. I quote a lot of people. Doesn't mean I've heard of you or have an opinion of me. Doesn't make you relevant either. I'm relevant enough for you to have a paragraph of an opinion of...

RiRi

 

[Sierra Mist]

Your problem seems to be easily solved my dude. Just stop posting on here. Problem solved.

Yeah I've tried but people will go quote old posts of mine to start shyt. I'm the centre of some of these guys' universe. I'm just annoyed seeing "you've been quoted by" and it's some wack troll. Problem solved.

 

[The Jewnited States]

I've never heard of you though. I quote a lot of people. Doesn't mean I've heard of you or have an opinion of me. Doesn't make you relevant either. I'm relevant enough for you to have a paragraph of an opinion of...

RiRi

lol @ paragraph. i wrote like 15 words. you still quoting me though so i guess im special

 

[Born2BKing]

Yeah I've tried but people will go quote old posts of mine to start shyt. I'm the centre of some of these guys' universe. I'm just annoyed seeing "you've been quoted by" and it's some wack troll. Problem solved.

And as I said, that would be solved if you just deleted The-Coli.com from your browser history and just stop posting on here. Easy solution right?