How do you want your Death celebration to be??

[AllHolosEve]

Seeing these recent Deaths. I told my family no wake, no funeral. Cremation & scattered ashes.

Have a house party & reminiscing the fukkery. Move on.

You want a party? What you brehs & brethettes want your people to do when you go?

 

[fkthisgaysite]

No funeral. Dont want a bunch of mf I dont fw for real at my shyt.

Burn my shyt up and send my ashes to tha ocean.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Cremation. Don't waste money on a casket or big funeral. I want a big party with lots of alcohol and motherfukkers telling the most embarrassing stories they have about me. I want it to be a celebration of my life, not a mourning of my death.

 

[Swirv]

Whatever my kids want to do. I’ll be back home anyway.

 

[El Coupeacabra]

I want the feds to come see my body on some McNulty shyt and have a breakdown because they never could catch me

And throw a giant ass funeral with me watching them watching me in the casket like

Bury me a G and let my mama have the cheese.

 

[Neuromancer]

Cremate me and scatter my ashes.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

I don’t care. I’m dead.

 

[TinFoilSnapBack]

Natural burial, and no embalming. Give my body back to the earth and let the natural flow of energy take its course. I truly believe that embalming and caskets block the ability to transcend to your next phases/experiences.


The LAST thing I would want is a so-called "traditional" funeral:

--Some pastor, who didn't even know me, eulogizing me
--People who were a$$holes to me in life acting fake sad
--My family spending stacks on a fancy box that's going right in the ground

No thanks on that

 

[AllHolosEve]

Cremation. Don't waste money on a casket or big funeral. I want a big party with lots of alcohol and motherfukkers telling the most embarrassing stories they have about me. I want it to be a celebration of my life, not a mourning of my death.

Exactly what I was getting at. Celebrating life.

 

[MoveForward]

It doesn't matter, no one cares about your wishes when you are dead. They will do what makes them happy.

 

[AllHolosEve]

Natural burial, and no embalming. Give my body back to the earth and let the natural flow of energy take its course. I truly believe that embalming and caskets block the ability to transcend to your next phases/experiences.


The LAST thing I would want is a so-called "traditional" funeral:

--Some pastor, who didn't even know me, eulogizing me
--People who were a$$holes to me in life acting fake sad
--My family spending stacks on a fancy box that's going right in the ground

No thanks on that

Eulogy is the worst part to me. Pastor up there spitting straight lies. Family being fake as fukk. All that money on a fukking show.

 

[old pig]

my selfish ass mom said she won’t let anyone cremate me...said she not letting anyone burn my body up

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I just wanna die in my sleep of old age. And be so old there wont be anyone left to have a party

 

[old pig]

I want the feds to come see my body on some McNulty shyt and have a breakdown because they never could catch me

lmaooooooo

 

[old pig]

I don’t care. I’m dead.

it matters to some based on certain religious or “transitioning” beliefs/theories