How do you want your Death celebration to be??

[010101]

imma go out high & it will be beautiful*

 

[ThaRealness]

Fall off a skyscraper or plane

 

[ThaBronxBully]

You’re Talking About A Funeral Not The Actual Death Fix That Title

 

[Heafcliffe]

Wanna die in my sleep. Actually drift away. Not have a heart attack while I am sleep which means I'd still feel the pain.

As for the homegoing, cremation works me. No need to bury my body in an expensive box and plot.

Let me.

 

[Vandelay]

Cremate me.

Celebrate my life amongst a small circle of friends and family.

Had a reality check today that most of our circles are smaller than most of us realize.

 

[videogamestashbox.com]

• With all my mental and physical facilities intact
• Not before I want it to be

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Hopefully peaceful....after my last hospital stay i emailed my daughter my last wishes.



Cremated within 3 days.
No funeral but a big party celebrating my freedom.
If my kids dont personally know u u gotta tell them a fuccd up, funny or fucc'd up n funny story 2 gain entrance.
Then i want my ashes mixed in soil growin marijuana.

 

[InGodWeTrust]

Eulogy is the worst part to me. Pastor up there spitting straight lies. Family being fake as fukk. All that money on a fukking show.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Hopefully peaceful....after my last hospital stay i emailed my daughter my last wishes.



Cremated within 3 days.
No funeral but a big party celebrating my freedom.
If my kids dont personally know u u gotta tell them a fuccd up, funny or fucc'd up n funny story 2 gain entrance.
Then i want my ashes mixed in soil growin marijuana.

So can coli members come after reading your stories on here?

There are two ways id be content with

1. As an old family man and after my future wife died so i dont feel like i left her alone

2. Surrounded by miscellaneous vice after a debaucherous night after my parents are gone and in the circumstance that im single with no kids in a recession, economic depression or nuclear holocaust

Nothing in between is satisfactory

 

[Devilinurear]

I wanna die having sex.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

So can coli members come after reading your stories on here?

There are two ways id be content with

1. As an old family man and after my future wife died so i dont feel like i left her alone

2. Surrounded by miscellaneous vice after a debaucherous night after my parents are gone and in the circumstance that im single with no kids in a recession, economic depression or nuclear holocaust

Nothing in between is satisfactory

Lmaooooo yes u may

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Lmaooooo yes u may

Word aight

 

[Another Man]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...s-sick-wife-now-hes-been-charged-with-murder/

 

[Kane1]

Catch me in my sleep grim reaper






Right after I bust that MEAN NUT

 

[Sterling Archer]

Im gonna live forever so...