EpicStoryTeller
Blazé Blazé
Another shade thread.it doesn't feel like anything, but let's get down to what you wanna hear.
-Tall big titty women love to mush your face in their breast
-tall dudes give you the
for no reason-people will lean on you like a stool
-they ask you how it feel to be short

-you walk fast just to keep up
-some men will try you and some men will

-you WILL be carded
-other short dudes look at you like
especially if they ugly-anything you do will be seen as adorable to most women
-it's easy to bend tall/big women into pretzels
-the cabinets are your enemy
-you can fit most clothes others can't
-your feet won't be cold at night
-it's easy walking through big crowds
-some females will ridicule you for your height but some secretly want your dck
-you'll be mistaken for your age a lot but the cougars will always

-you don't have to kneel down far to eat the gina
-basketball sucks unless you play defense
-you'll have a lot of leg power
-you can run fast
-buildings look more interesting because they seem bigger
-your homeboys that are 6 foot will step to folks who step to you on some


-the feeling you get from long legs around you is

-if you have small feet just don't wear nikes
-baggy clothes make you feel like you're flying
-you're naturally slim so no need to pump extreme iron
-you stand out more than you think
-you can troll people in real life by shaving your beard and going up in bars, strip clubs, adult shops, etc..
-you'll
when you see you barely passed the height requirement at rides-be prepared to drive them small cars buddy
And that's really it. Can't really describe it.





at both sides.
I use to drink milk in high school and pray I got taller