How does it feel to be short?

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:snoop: Another shade thread.


it doesn't feel like anything, but let's get down to what you wanna hear.

-Tall big titty women love to mush your face in their breast
-tall dudes give you the:birdman: for no reason
-people will lean on you like a stool
-they ask you how it feel to be short:beli:
-you walk fast just to keep up
-some men will try you and some men will :whoa:
-you WILL be carded
-other short dudes look at you like :rudy: especially if they ugly
-anything you do will be seen as adorable to most women
-it's easy to bend tall/big women into pretzels
-the cabinets are your enemy
-you can fit most clothes others can't
-your feet won't be cold at night
-it's easy walking through big crowds
-some females will ridicule you for your height but some secretly want your dck
-you'll be mistaken for your age a lot but the cougars will always :steviej:
-you don't have to kneel down far to eat the gina
-basketball sucks unless you play defense
-you'll have a lot of leg power
-you can run fast
-buildings look more interesting because they seem bigger
-your homeboys that are 6 foot will step to folks who step to you on some :demonic::birdman:
-the feeling you get from long legs around you is :ahh:
-if you have small feet just don't wear nikes
-baggy clothes make you feel like you're flying
-you're naturally slim so no need to pump extreme iron
-you stand out more than you think
-you can troll people in real life by shaving your beard and going up in bars, strip clubs, adult shops, etc..
-you'll :whew: when you see you barely passed the height requirement at rides
-be prepared to drive them small cars buddy


And that's really it. Can't really describe it.
 

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I been 5'7 for a long ass time, I got some years ahead of me to grow tho so maybe I'll hit that 6' :blessed:
 

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#manletsquad gonna come in here gettin defensive and call u insecure

us tall brehs will never see eye to eye with short brehs thats just the way it is
 

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#manletsquad gonna come in here gettin defensive and call u insecure

us tall brehs will never see eye to eye with short brehs thats just the way it is
Why the division breh? We could all be out here winning but some of ya'll tall dudes have some vendetta against lil men just like some lil men have hate for tall men.

My real brehs just trying to get this money and smash women across the globe.
 

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Why the division breh? We could all be out here winning but some of ya'll tall dudes have some vendetta against lil men just like some lil men have hate for tall men.

My real brehs just trying to get this money and smash women across the globe.
there is no division bruh its just jokes. i didnt even know there was a "vendetta" or any real beef between tall nikkas and short nikkas. :mjlol:
 

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I'd rather be a short nikka with a Napoleon complex than a tall beanstalk ass nikka :umad:

*swings legs IN THE air while sitting on the couch*
 

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there is no division bruh its just jokes. i didnt even know there was a "vendetta" or any real beef between tall nikkas and short nikkas. :mjlol:
On thecoli it's the tall men who throw shade and in person it's a lot of short dudes who speak on tall men. shyt really be having me :francis: at both sides.
 

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On thecoli it's the tall men who throw shade and in person it's a lot of short dudes who speak on tall men. shyt really be having me :francis: at both sides.
Its not that serious tho. Whenever dudes brag about being tall/talk down about short dudes on here its always on some lighthearted clowning shyt, then self proclaimed short dudes come in the threads catching feelings.

I have not experienced this in real life hence why I dont take it serious when I see it on here.
 
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