How does it feel to be short?

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don't really give it much thought. i guess some dudes wanna talk slick thinking I won't square up, females vary, some only date tall brehs and others don't really care as long as you have personality, look somewhat decent and can at least somewhat protect her.
 

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Its not that serious tho. Whenever dudes brag about being tall/talk down about short dudes on here its always on some lighthearted clowning shyt, then self proclaimed short dudes come in the threads catching feelings.

I have not experienced this in real life hence why I dont take it serious when I see it on here.
Oh some take it serious :mjlol: had a few tall dudes on here send me threats and negs for pointing out that it's some insecure tall men in the world that are intimidated by dudes who are a lil shorter.

Feelings were caught in that thread from some months ago over it. But in the end you right it's just for the most part, I'm just sitting back waiting to see how this thread unfolds.
 

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ehh it kinda bothered me growing up
but nowadays im way too fly and handsome so it dont affect me nor is a factor anymore:manny:
im still young tho i might still grow:ld:at least 2 inches in the past year
:vegetadead::vegetadead::vegetadead:
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:snoop: Another shade thread.


it doesn't feel like anything, but let's get down to what you wanna hear.

-Tall big titty women love to mush your face in their breast
-tall dudes give you the:birdman: for no reason

-people will lean on you like a stool
-they ask you how it feel to be short:beli:
-you walk fast just to keep up
-some men will try you and some men will :whoa:
-you WILL be carded
-other short dudes look at you like :rudy: especially if they ugly

-anything you do will be seen as adorable to most women
-it's easy to bend tall/big women into pretzels
-the cabinets are your enemy
-you can fit most clothes others can't
-your feet won't be cold at night
-it's easy walking through big crowds
-some females will ridicule you for your height but some secretly want your dck
-you'll be mistaken for your age a lot but the cougars will always :steviej:
-you don't have to kneel down far to eat the gina
-basketball sucks unless you play defense
-you'll have a lot of leg power
-you can run fast
-buildings look more interesting because they seem bigger
-your homeboys that are 6 foot will step to folks who step to you on some :demonic::birdman:
-the feeling you get from long legs around you is :ahh:
-if you have small feet just don't wear nikes
-baggy clothes make you feel like you're flying
-you're naturally slim so no need to pump extreme iron
-you stand out more than you think
-you can troll people in real life by shaving your beard and going up in bars, strip clubs, adult shops, etc..
-you'll :whew: when you see you barely passed the height requirement at rides
-be prepared to drive them small cars buddy


And that's really it. Can't really describe it.

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