How does sex NOT happen after this?

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Coli brehs about to start their own massage business only to have fat femcels inquiring
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What did he do that you can't do?

I mean if you ever had a girl for more than six months you never massaged her? You don't know how much women like there feet being rubbed?

I'm not going in on you but bruh this is classic I don't have much money or time to spend on V-Day shyt. Instead of going to a fly expensive restuarant cop a couple dozen roses on the street, Go get some oils and bath balms from the Body Shop have her favorite perfume sprayed on the bed put on some Brian Mcknight put rose petals leading to the tub oil her up and go to work.You'd spend less than hundred bucks and shorty will appreaciate it way more than a Tomahawk at some steak joint.
Me and every man I'm sure have given naked or almost fully naked massages to women. What that guy is doing is extra, and he's good at it. Can always improve your massage game. That's not some regular ass massage he gave that woman and he's definitely been practicing.
 

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You think a free massage from them boy an dem is better in anyway than someone who does it for a living ?
Massages is one of the biggest scams in the world. I was in Physical therapy for years so I had to get massages really you want a fat woman to massage you she can use her weight to give you the right pressure and her hands are smaller and more dextrious to really hit the spots.

But when I was in the Santo Domingo VA the absolute best massage I ever got was from a machine it was a million times better than any massage I ever got.

You can teach anyone how to massage you you absolutely do not have to pay for it. I never paid for any of mines all of them were paid for my the government.
 

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God bless the first plastic surgeon that started working with these hoes on credit

Tummy tucks out here creating proportions even the good Lord never intended
Yeah you can tell the spanish chick in OP was HUGE before she got work done. Now she is incredibly fukkable. Have a baby with her though and them kids gonna end up looking like them twins from Old School.

 
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Massages is one of the biggest scams in the world. I was in Physical therapy for years so I had to get massages really you want a fat woman to massage you she can use her weight to give you the right pressure and her hands are smaller and more dextrious to really hit the spots.

But when I was in the Santo Domingo VA the absolute best massage I ever got was from a machine it was a million times better than any massage I ever got.

You can teach anyone how to massage you you absolutely do not have to pay for it. I never paid for any of mines all of them were paid for my the government.
:usure: You must aint aint never had a massage from an illegal immigrant before
 

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Me and every man I'm sure have given naked or almost fully naked massages to women. What that guy is doing is extra, and he's good at it. Can always improve your massage game. That's not some regular ass massage he gave that woman and he's definitely been practicing.
Unless he's doing something he's not showing beleive me what he's doing is basic.
 
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