The aforementioned portrait has the featurings of an adult whale of disproportionate size. Thy upper torso hath been layered in blubber which haveth failed in its quest to reach its lower destination thus resulting in the complete absence of the behind as witnessed by this clothed bison. She shall have all future rations withheld until her upper drapings no longer contain infinite x's followed by the letter L. Thou hast become thoroughly nauseated by this caloric dumpster.