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FrederickDouglas

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they love the bible more than they love themselves....which is a MAJOR problem

Let's start really applying some Bible principles in our relationship.

First of all, the man was created first, and the woman was created for the sake of the man, and therefore I am your head, so you should obey me(1 Corinthians 11:3-9)

If we get married, you should be in subjection to me (1 Peter 3:1)

Don't expect to be my only chick. Solomon was the wisest man alive and he had a harem (1 Kings 11:3)

If you cheat on me though, that's the end of our relationship. And that's the only way you can leave me...none of this "irreconcilable differences" shyt (Matthew 5:32)

If I smack you on one cheek, turn your head so I can smack you on the other one (Matthew 5:39)

These Bible loving bytches gotta show they're really bout that life (James 1:22-25)

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God isn't imaginary.......why would you put a big booty first and end up with a nagging babymama for 18 years:ohhh:

God surely is not present. Mike Brown, Eric Garner and the people of Palestine to name a few would like a word with your imaginary dead beat.

and I would absolutely put a big booty first any day before i would put some fairytale that white people created to keep us mentally enslaved.
 

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Followers of Buddhism have no problem holding themselves a count table.
God surely is not present. Mike Brown, Eric Garner and the people of Palestine to name a few would like a word with your imaginary dead beat.

and I would absolutely put a big booty first any day before i would put some fairytale that white people created to keep us mentally enslaved.
You sir have a messed up mentality:wow:and white people made it up but mostly everything in the bible takes place in Africa or Middle East:what:
 

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You sir have a messed up mentality:wow:and white people made it up but mostly everything in the bible takes place in Africa or Middle East:what:

Oh you think your bible is the first to target people of a specific region? :mjlol: :wow: Your ignorance is disgusting.
 
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