*camera zooms in on me reading newspaper*
”Congress just cut a trillion dollars from Medicare today but all everybody wants to talk about is Hulk Hogan. You know it’s a sad state in the world today when a man works his whole life and can’t even be taken care of in his golden years. Maybe we all need to become professional wrestlers, then somebody will care. My mistake, we already are wrestling. We’re wrestling with gun violence, were wrestling with poor education, and were wrestling with poverty. Maybe we need to go into a Hall of Fame”