How fukked up was Paulie Walnuts in the Sopranos?

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Tony Soprano: [over the phone] It's a bad connection so I'm gonna talk fast! The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando! He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed!
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Get the fukk outta here.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy's like a Russian green beret. He can not come back and tell this story. You understand?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I hear you.
[hangs up]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
Christopher Moltisanti: His house looked like shyt.


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Paulie was a OG yall hating

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The beef with Feech over gardening :mjlol:

Feech: ... And then from nowhere, he cracks the one kid's head with a shovel, and the other he knocks out of a tree!
Paulie: He jumped out the tree, and come at me with a chainsaw! I got a right to defend myself, Tone.

Paulie: Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.
Tony: What do you mean?
Paulie: They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fukk themselves?
Tony: Don't you think that expression would've come from Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?
Paulie: Hey, snakes were fukking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.

At the seance :dead:

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fukkING QUEERS :damn:
 

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Remember when he was going through that cancer scare :heh:

Wasn't Paulie that snitched to Johnny Sack about the joke about his wife :pacspit:

That shyt was jokes too because he thought he was getting in good with New york and them....then when he sees carmine, carmine doesnt even know who the fukk he is :russ:
 

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Tony: If I'm going to lam it, I'm going with a fukking package. I'm not going to be like fukking Mickey Mazucco. The poor prick only had five minutes to run. He ended up in some rat infested motel down in Elvis country.
Furio: Where is that?
Paulie: Anywhere there are no Jews or Italians.
 

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Tony: If I'm going to lam it, I'm going with a fukking package. I'm not going to be like fukking Mickey Mazucco. The poor prick only had five minutes to run. He ended up in some rat infested motel down in Elvis country.
Furio: Where is that?
Paulie: Anywhere there are no Jews or Italians.
LOL, funniest character on the show
 
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