How I Fly At 500 Pounds

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I hope he loses weight one day but it seems like his IG gimmick is being 500 pounds.
 

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He don’t look 500 pounds. One time I was sitting in premium economy and the flight takes off and nobody is next to me so I’m happy. Then at cruising speed the flight attendant brings over the fattest fukkin woman in the plane to sit next to me and despite the extra room, this woman barely fit and she made sure to eat all the food and snacks and when she got up to use the bathroom she fukkin stunk.
 

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About 6-7 years ago i was on a small plane coming back from upstate NY going to Newark to come back to Chicago and the fattest motherfukker was on my row. It was only two seats per row so literally my torso was sticking out in the walkway and it was a full flight so i could not move. Sloppy bytch kept telling me he was sorry but i was not trying to hear it.
 

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He don’t look 500 pounds. One time I was sitting in premium economy and the flight takes off and nobody is next to me so I’m happy. Then at cruising speed the flight attendant brings over the fattest fukkin woman in the plane to sit next to me and despite the extra room, this woman barely fit and she made sure to eat all the food and snacks and when she got up to use the bathroom she fukkin stunk.
As a fat breh myself I refuse to be around grossly fat people. No excuses to be big and stinky. Shower and scrub dammit
 
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