How I Fly At 500 Pounds

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"As a Fat person"

This is unfortunately his identity. He doesn't think he can change him being fat
 

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worry about airplane seats when your heart is 2 weeks out from erupting in your chest, fatbrehs
 

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southwest recently changed the policy about giving fat fukks a free extra seat. so his days are numbered unless he wants to pony up for a second ticket.

actually, it looks like the new policy goes into effect next year, but here is what it says:

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Southwest's updated policy, effective January 27, 2026, requires customers who need an additional seat for comfort to purchase it in advance, with refunds only available if the flight is not sold out, the additional seat was in the same fare class as the original ticket, and the refund is requested within 90 days of departure. This change aligns with the transition to assigned seating, ending the airline's previous practice of offering a free extra seat at the airport.
 

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Got a boy who is about 400 pounds right now, I think he used to weigh close to 600. He's a taller dude, like 6'7" or 6'8" but still, massive.

When he used to fly coach, he would purchase two seats. Now he pretty much flies domestic first class. He flew to Europe, Asia, South America, etc. using business class.

He doesn't do any of this wheel chair craziness, dude walks through the airport at a fast pace, usually faster than most other people. There is really nothing crazy or different about his experience. He used to request a seat belt extender but no longer requires one.

Other than that, no one cares. I remember on a flight to Atlanta, he sat next to a chick and she was showing him nudes and letting him finger her.

This guy just seems like a body positivity weirdo, making a show of everything. Just get on the flight and reach your destination.
 
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