This is a true story. I think it's pretty funny so I thought I'd share.
The time was around summer 99 iirc. I was about 16 or 17
It's about 9 o'clock on a Monday night. Me and 3 of my boys were going to smoke some honey oil and play some tennis
.
Very similar to this stuff
I was like I have to make it home for Raw though. . (Edit my memory is apparently fukked lol. I don't remember what was going on at the time. Im pretty sure it was summer/fall 99.) for sure stone cold and rock era. Cause that's when u was into wwe the most.
So we were in my boys car. Parked in a parking lot, had a torch and hot knife in the centre console. We got off probably one hoot each when the cops pulled up. One comes to the window, says to his partner.
We got some smokers here
So they're taking us out one by one. I was the last one out. I had to think fast. I needed to save some smoke for Raw. And we were young and probably broke, so this oil was it for the night. The oil was kind of thick so I scooped a bunch onto my thumb. And gave the cop the last of it. Said yea that shyt is mine
inside I was 
Now I'm on the hood of the car getting patted down with the shyt on my thumb. Trying to hide it so he wouldn't see.
The cops like. What were you boys up to tonight
We were about to go play some tennis
You guys can play tennis on that stuff
Oh yeah, its fun we're actualy pretty good.
( we actualy thought we were but we probably sucked looking back)
Cop
So now we're in the car. I forget but I think all four of us were in the back. Still got the shyt on my thumb. So the cop is trolling us looking up our records.
Oh look at this, shoplifters hey
Buddy's goofing around like hey look up ghost now
They just made a note on our record or something, didn't charge us. We didn't have any realy bad shyt on our records, and we were minors. I think they took pity on us cause of the tennis fukkery, and we were honest and compliant. Dropped us off at the drivers house and told his mom. He was the only one who got in any trouble.
So I borrowed his bike, it was about a half hour ride home. Still got the oil on my thumb. Halfway home I stopped at a store and grabbed a straw and put the oil in that.
Made it home just in time to smoke up for Raw
I wish I remember what episode it was exactly but that was long ago.
So yea that's my story. I hope y'all enjoyed it. Sorry if it sucked lol
The time was around summer 99 iirc. I was about 16 or 17
It's about 9 o'clock on a Monday night. Me and 3 of my boys were going to smoke some honey oil and play some tennis
. Very similar to this stuff
I was like I have to make it home for Raw though. . (Edit my memory is apparently fukked lol. I don't remember what was going on at the time. Im pretty sure it was summer/fall 99.) for sure stone cold and rock era. Cause that's when u was into wwe the most.
So we were in my boys car. Parked in a parking lot, had a torch and hot knife in the centre console. We got off probably one hoot each when the cops pulled up. One comes to the window, says to his partner.
We got some smokers here
So they're taking us out one by one. I was the last one out. I had to think fast. I needed to save some smoke for Raw. And we were young and probably broke, so this oil was it for the night. The oil was kind of thick so I scooped a bunch onto my thumb. And gave the cop the last of it. Said yea that shyt is mine
inside I was Now I'm on the hood of the car getting patted down with the shyt on my thumb. Trying to hide it so he wouldn't see.
The cops like. What were you boys up to tonight
We were about to go play some tennis
You guys can play tennis on that stuff
Oh yeah, its fun we're actualy pretty good.
( we actualy thought we were but we probably sucked looking back)Cop
So now we're in the car. I forget but I think all four of us were in the back. Still got the shyt on my thumb. So the cop is trolling us looking up our records.
Oh look at this, shoplifters hey
Buddy's goofing around like hey look up ghost now
They just made a note on our record or something, didn't charge us. We didn't have any realy bad shyt on our records, and we were minors. I think they took pity on us cause of the tennis fukkery, and we were honest and compliant. Dropped us off at the drivers house and told his mom. He was the only one who got in any trouble.
So I borrowed his bike, it was about a half hour ride home. Still got the oil on my thumb. Halfway home I stopped at a store and grabbed a straw and put the oil in that.
Made it home just in time to smoke up for Raw
I wish I remember what episode it was exactly but that was long ago.
So yea that's my story. I hope y'all enjoyed it. Sorry if it sucked lol
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the point is I made it home in time to get blazed for Raw. It ain't complicated. It's a dumb little story. Ain't no fukkin documentary lol. Thanks for your concern though. 
should have done my googles before telling the story. You guys are too good 
. Honestly sometimes I be reading shyt here. And I be like how these motherfukkers remember this shyt so well 
lol
The amount on your thumb as more than enough. Slick move you pulled breh without any consequences. 