So I'm supposed to believe a white guy in the sky made a planet and then put dinosaur fossils in the ground to fukk with us.. and somehow made trillions of other galaxies and suns and planets, but only left behind a fukking book as proof of his existence.
also, talking snakes. and magic mass migration. and endorsing slavery. and killing children and non virgins. parting entire seas. 600 year old men building massive ships alone. every culture on earth being descended from one family. all of us being his children, but if you don't believe, you burn in hell.
be christian but stan a jew brehs.