How Is Yall Eating Booty Out Here Brehs?
- Thread starter FLYINHAWAIIAN
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No problem I'll rank them from worst to first:
1.Cac Women- Invented the scat fetish and other sick shyt that JBO c00ns circle jerk to.
2. Extra Light Skin/ Mixed Women- Born with a false sense of entitlement. They are usually too tired to wipe thoroughly because they have expended so much energy dealing with black male privilege and street harassment. nikkas wonder why Halle can't keep a man. High Yellow chicks make excuses for her saying its because she has diabetes and can't get wet, but that aint it. I live in the A and David Justice used to come get his mustache lined up at the barber shop I go to and he always joked about her leaving shyt streaks in her draws.
2a. Eritrean women- Love to blame it on being from Africa when they ain't been outside of the 285 loop.Them same dark circles they have around their eyes are around their a$$holes
3. Brown skinned(nia long/ sanna lathan) - Used to be good quality booty eating prospects, but they have been they have been compromised and become as lazy as the mulattoes. The brown skin woman spends more time bragging about her above ear length natural hair than wiping her black ass properly.
4. Old Brown Skin(Angela Bassett)- This may be the best woman of all. She's still fine with all the good old school values. She damn near bleach her ass on the daily, but still if you lick her ass and she gets uncomfortable and try's to guide your head back up to the box.
5.Dark Skin (Tika Sumpter/ Max from living single)Nothing better than these women. They have always had to work harder and wipe better than the competition. These women can usually cook, sew, dry clean, change tires, raise the kids, and are great technical boxers. "The blacker the berry the sweeter juice" If you're lucky enough to secure a good quality dark skin sister you better know something.
?.Extra black(Brooklyn Nets jersey colored women): I have no idea, couldn't care 1 way or the other
YoungSimpson
RIP Strika
Trust me I've tried all types of different p*ssy. But this here thread is about ass
. I caouldn't imagine sticking my tounge in a white, asian, indian womans ass.
Dirty_Jerz
Ethiop
Asian women are pretty clean though (US born, at least), I would give it a tryTrust me I've tried all types of different p*ssy. But this here thread is about ass
ReggieFlare
Superstar
I keep hearing about this and thinking it's just some joke, but people are legitimately out here putting their mouths on an a$$hole? 
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APIDTA
Let me eat in peace
YaThreadFloppedB!
The Patron Saint of Threads
Have boo-boo crumbs on your tongue, brehs
another ass eating thread
stealthbomber
cruising at 30,000
MenacingMonk
War & Peace
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
You must have shytty () hygiene and not wipe properly.
Breh open ass that just had shyt come out is gone smell.
Its not gone smell like snowcones
