How long do you guys chill on the toilet...

[Mandizi]

If I'm not in a rush, 10-20 minutes, maybe even longer if I'm in a thinking zone.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I don't know if I want to get into my bathroom sanctary/rituals on here.

THEM GRUNTS

 

[Binary]

THEM GRUNTS

Actually, I do my work in there. I can honestly stay in there for hours lmao.

 

[Silkk]

thats absolutely fukking pathetic. you have a problem.

you need to get your sh't pushed in or your azzhole stretched breh. it should take you no longer than 10 minutes tops

 

[kingdizzy01]

you need to get your sh't pushed in or your azzhole stretched breh.

 

[Arabial Knight]

I hope you fools enjoy the hemorrhoids God is gonna be sending your ass in a minute

 

[Non Sequitur]

I hope you fools enjoy the hemorrhoids God is gonna be sending your ass in a minute

True. I had to cut down on my bathroom reading after hearing about this. Used to spend a solid thirty minutes at a time on the toilet.


That's where I did most of my reading

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

I dont get up till im either finished what Im reading

....or my legs fall asleep

 

[Money Be Green]

usually only like 2 minutes but if its been one wanting to come out and im all backed up probably like 5-8 minutes max

the toilet is not a cool place to hang out

This.

 

[MenacingMonk]

What's this about 'roids and chillin on the throne?

 

[Brandsdale]

i usually bring my tablet in there and play scramble with friends or some poker. it depends if i really gotta shyt i could be there for a half hour. if it was a quickie maybe 5 minutes.

I play ruzzle or checkers on it though

 

[50CentStan]

Reporting live from the shytter been here about 8 minutes about to get up now after this post.