How long do you think it would take Mitt Romney to make a real club banger?

[Blown Moon]

All it takes is $10 mill and Mitts songs would be played non-stop all year long. And you don't need anything of substance beyond a hook and a beat for a club song.

I know money talks but I just don't want to believe this. That would be like urban radio getting ghetto gagged...

 

[unit321]

He's got more bass in his voice than Wayne

Money Mittens could go plat, easily too.

When it comes to rap, having a low voice doesn't necessarily help you to sound good. There are a good number of male rappers who have a tenor, not bass, voice. What he would need is a speech coach to get to sound like he's from the street.

 

[Malta]

When it comes to rap, having a low voice doesn't necessarily help you to sound good. There are a good number of male rappers who have a tenor, not bass, voice. What he would need is a speech coach to get to sound like he's from the street.

So, he'd just be an older version of Drake?

 

[unit321]

Oh, you got me. Marshall Mathers. You win.

 

[havoc00]

The answer is he would never make it. It's like being a musician or singer. If you don't have the natural skills for it, you can't attain it even if you practice hard.

I know I can never become a professional rapper. I don't have the voice. I know I can never become a profesional singer. I don't have a good singing voice either.

U used to be a cop, you could roll with ross

 

[Blown Moon]

I just realized that all of his fans would be a collection of the worst possible dancers in the world.

Crazy Frog Bros (Original) - YouTube

I didn't think about that, I think I'd pay to see the combo of the Elephant in the room song playing and drunk Romney fans dancing to it.

 

[unit321]

Think about it. Take any existing rap song, like Ridin' Dirty by Chamillionaire. Imagine Mitt Romney rapping it. You know enunciation, flow, vocal inflections would be all messed up.
Most people pronouce dirty as "dir-dee" without even thinking about it. English people and heavy enunciators will say "dir-tee". Mitt would say "dir-tee".

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney. Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 2. - YouTube

That was actually funny. Lincoln wrecked it.

 

[Malta]

Think about it. Take any existing rap song, like Ridin' Dirty by Chamillionaire. Imagine Mitt Romney rapping it. You know enunciation, flow, vocal inflections would be all messed up.
Most people pronouce dirty as "dir-dee" without even thinking about it. English people and heavy enunciators will say "dir-tee". Mitt would say "dir-tee".

Has almost as many hits in 2 months as Ridin Dirty has in 6 years. Is there anything French Montana did on this song that Money Mitt couldn't do? All he needs is the beat and a collab.

"Drop that portfolio biiitchhhh"

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Already happened, breh.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Romney already gotta mixtape out breh, shyt go hard

 

[Blown Moon]

Romney already gotta mixtape out breh, shyt go hard

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Dude got bars to

bytch I got dem bandz, bytch you gots to dance
It's R-Money hoe, my team ouchea winnin
fukka ya portfolio, I got binders fulla women

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Realistically, all he needs is a beat, he's got the payola to get his records played non-stop. Dude would be platinum off one album, especially in middle America, he might threaten every sales record for a rapper known to man.

He'd kick MC Entyre off the thrown

Heard he was ghost writing for 2 chainz

"Crazy thing about it, I been gettin money, I been gettin p*ssy, chain cost 600"

 

[Ricky Church]

da'fukk kinda dumbass thread topic...