How many BIC lighters you got in your crib?

[O.T.I.S.]

2

I don’t even smoke any more, not even mines. Use them to light my candle when the elighter is dead

Got lighters and old school fire starters though

 

[ChatGPT-5]

i'm yet another a 6 figure coli brehette so time is money... if it takes me more than two secs to find a lighter, i'm literally profiting by having an instacart peon fetch me another