How many coli Brehettes a thot?

[EARFQUAKE]

0

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

If he famous them maybe 15 but a broke nikka ain't getting no bytches that easy unless he know how to FINESSE

Nah the famous dude getting like a 50% return rate, unless he super famous them dudes getting like 99.9% return rate





And Tbh, all a girl has to text is "wanna fukk"
She could be average af

 

[全能の神]

0

Are you asexual or something?

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

A 19 year old virgin?

Never met one of those and I interact with a lotta American women lemme guess your parents either African or Haitian or some shyt huh?

I met one before, she was actually 21 and she was about an 8. She had natural double d too..



I almost convinced her to practice with me (we worked together so I talked to her about everything) so that when she finally met her true love, she would be ready.


I was so close too

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Are you asexual or something?

Just weird

 

[Princess Coco]

What if mine were in the thousands

I know it isn't

 

[Athenna]

A 19 year old virgin?

Never met one of those and I interact with a lotta American women lemme guess your parents either African or Haitian or some shyt huh?

I'm not American, I'm French, from the Carribeans.

Your user name gives away the most detail. Women who misspell their name by adding double letters, like this:

"wydd, Im jstt boredd ughh. "



Of all the girls I had relations with, this was their texting demeanor.


They were
A. attractive
B. Had vultures thirsting around
C. Had reasonably high body counts



Also your avy is a dead giveaway, lethargic kitty. In metaphorically sexual relation, a lethargic kitty is a Rihanna, a man eater





There's a science to this

1. My name is nowhere close to my username.
2. I'm average.
3. Vultures thirst around every girl, not just attractive girls.
4. I don't have a high body count.
5. My avy is a cat because I love cats.

You're trying too hard.

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

I'm not American, I'm French, from the Carribeans.



1. My name is nowhere close to my username.
2. I'm average.
3. Vultures thirst around every girl, not just attractive girls.
4. I don't have a high body count.
5. My avy is a cat because I love cats.

You're trying too hard.

True



Average French girl that loves cats, is your name Lilly?

 

[全能の神]

I know it isn't

There you go again

 

[VegasCAC]

A 19 year old virgin?

Never met one of those and I interact with a lotta American women lemme guess your parents either African or Haitian or some shyt huh?

If a girl is over 20 and still a virgin she's either religious or something's wrong with her

Better hurry up @Athenna

 

[Princess Coco]

There you go again

ugh,sorry. I'll work on being nice

 

[Princess Coco]

If a girl is over 20 and still a virgin she's either religious or something's wrong with her

Better hurry up @Athenna

I'm 20 and a virgin

 

[morris]

I'm 20 and a virgin

Please don't say you were molested as a kid. If so...I hope that person is dying painfully

 

[VegasCAC]

I'm 20 and a virgin

So are you religious, or do you have some kind of social disorder?

 

[Princess Coco]

Please don't say you were molested as a kid. If so...I hope that person is dying painfully

no is wasn't molested, but what would that have to do with me being a virgin?

So are you religious, or do you have some kind of social disorder?

I'm introverted and can't get a bf