How many coli stereotypes/clichés can we fit into one thread

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

There's always that one "cool" poster that tries to make it seem like most people here are basement dwelling misanthropes


"It's 12:38 on a Monday morning and this is what TheColi is doing ? You niccas need to go outside sometimes. "

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

*Stereotypes the Coli based on vocal segments of differing demographics and viewpoints failing to see that when listing the stereotypes the Coli is actually quite diverse*

 

[CoochieMane]

Light skinned people ain't black.
Mixed people are all

 

[CinnaSlim]

Tupac in a business suit

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Tupac in a business suit

"Nice Try ****"

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Light skinned people ain't black.
Mixed people are all

All people that aren't black and visibly promoting black issues are

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Dime girl gets posted and dude who hasn't been with a girl half as good-looking as her
"She's average. If I was desperate I would let her suck my dikk "

 

[Athenna]

Black women don't date nerdy guys.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

"Insert poster you disagree with - is a CAC"

...and a c00n!

 

[idonttouchgrass]

...and a c00n!

c00n

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

@YaThreadFloppedB!

 

[luckyse7enz]

*Random white female does something negative*

"These are the PAWGs you black woman-hating c00ns love and worship on this site"

OR

"I love my chocolate black queens and I'd never EVER wife a filthy demonic cave bytch because they age like spoiled milk....

...but Scarlett Johnannsen looks attractive right there."