How many fights have you lost?

[Biblical Goon]

Lost about 3 fights in my lifetime, which isn't too bad i guess. First time was on the playground during like 7th grade. We were playing flag football and my dude made some foul ass play I don't remember and I was talking shyt and then WHHHAM, he socks me right in the face. Didn't knock me out but I was seeing stars n shyt and he went to work on my ribs

Nearly got knocked out ...came back the next week to shoot a fair one and he whipped my ass again

Fast forward to highschool I got little weight on me this time and we fought again in the locker room. I manage to push his wig back but his homebody came in with the sucker punch and laid me out I don't really consider that as a loss but it was embarssing as fukk walking around with a black eye.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Zero physical fights. In court is a different story.

 

[beanz]

i got sucker punched by a high schooler when i was like 12 once but besides that im undefeated.

 

[humble forever]

i got suckerpunched after i threw beef in some kids hair from a distance. 7th grade. i got knocked out. woke up still fukked up and basically knocked myself out again falling


it sucked but now i don't throw shyt at people anymore.

 

[Prynce]

I took a couple Ls in middle school
Bet those dudes won't pull up now tho

 

[Biblical Goon]

Zero physical fights. In court is a different story.

undefeated in that area, actually just beat this cac bytch in court trying to sue me.

 

[BlackDiBiase]

I been in a few fights mainly when i was younger. I can remember this one "fight" with my cousin must have been around 19/20. We where talking shyt in the living room and he had laminate flooring and i was in my socks so i go to mush the dude but i slip and he lays me out blows after blows i remember saying like a p*ssy with him mounted over eating punches 'im gonna die, im gonna die' ..... as soon as the blows stop he walks away i hop back on my feet and was like 'do that shyt again' fronting hard he walked off like 'yeah right' That might of been my last L.

 

[Fenian]

got jumped by a couple of bigots because i cut through a proddy area wearing a celtic top. got the fukk booted out of me and stabbed in back of the head.

 

[Biblical Goon]

I been in a few fights mainly when i was younger. I can remember this one "fight" with my cousin must have been around 19/20. We where talking shyt in the living room and he had laminate flooring and i was in my socks so i go to mush the dude but i slip and he lays me out blows after blows i remember saying like a p*ssy with him mounted over eating punches 'im gonna die, im gonna die' ..... as soon as the blows stop he walks away i hop back on my feet and was like 'do that shyt again' fronting hard he walked off like 'yeah right' That might of been my last L.

 

[ridedolo]

Only lost fights to my older brothers. And those don't count

 

[TL15]

Don't know if this counts but:

In college I played football (small D2 school)...running back
We were in "Shells" at practice which is just shoulder pads and helmets and shorts
We ran a play and I got to the second level and shook a linebacker and stiff-armed the cornerback before the coaches blew the play dead
pushed him in his helmet and we did a little shoving back and forth and talking shyt . I "punched" him in the facemask open palm and square up before they break us up.
Next play I ran a sweep and got lit up by a linebacker who took a dirty shot (especially since we were only in shoulder pads we weren't supposed to go to the ground)

Got up and looked for the linebacker and d-lineman took a cheap shot and nailed me again.

Got back and up and started to jog back to the huddle and got lit up again by another linebacker and by the third hit everybody on offense and defense was ready to fight

Lucky I had that helmet on brehs ... ya boy's head was ringing

 

[calixprynce]

got jumped by a couple of bigots because i cut through a proddy area wearing a celtic top. got the fukk booted out of me and stabbed in back of the head.

L

 

[flea]

Two fights. First one got jumped by bouncers. Second time his boy hit me over the head with a beer bottle. shyt happens

 

[calixprynce]

Don't know if this counts but:

In college I played football (small D2 school)...running back
We were in "Shells" at practice which is just shoulder pads and helmets and shorts
We ran a play and I got to the second level and shook a linebacker and stiff-armed the cornerback before the coaches blew the play dead
pushed him in his helmet and we did a little shoving back and forth and talking shyt . I "punched" him in the facemask open palm and square up before they break us up.
Next play I ran a sweep and got lit up by a linebacker who took a dirty shot (especially since we were only in shoulder pads we weren't supposed to go to the ground)

Got up and looked for the linebacker and d-lineman took a cheap shot and nailed me again.

Got back and up and started to jog back to the huddle and got lit up again by another linebacker and by the third hit everybody on offense and defense was ready to fight

Lucky I had that helmet on brehs ... ya boy's head was ringing

I used to be a QB. I wouldve helped you breh

 

[General Mills]