
Can you really call them friends if you're missing such big moments in their lives on the regular?
Who do you watch sports with?
Perv over women with?
Complain about your woman to?
Go to a strip club with?
Get trashed with?
Who corroborates your lies when you come home late from doing all of the above?
I also mean real friends, not people you are "cool with" or "hang out with sometimes."
I'm talking about the people who have an idea about the things going on in your life
The dudes you can bring your girlfriend around without worrying about them trying to pull some moves behind your back.
The dudes you don't need a filter around.
The dudes who would actually give a shyt if you died today.

Zero, but I never had a lot of friends to begin with honestly.