Remember when i told y'all nugs about my food poisoning dilemma last septiembre?
Well, mentioned to a homegirl and she said i needed to clean my guts.
Put me on to this "probiotic" stuff and i finally gotten around to coppin' some last weekend.
Manufactured by the 1 A Day company, these "TruBiotic" pills come in a tube of 30, one munf supPlies... most cats on the webernets state that it doesn't kick in until a week or two.
I'm opimistic.
Yeah, it's important that we restore the healthy bacteria in our intestinal tract cuz of all the processed shiit us Americanos have been consuming for years zonday (you'd think the copious amounts of booze on the weekends would aid in flushing your body right? Fukks up your immune system and you are more prone/susceptible to illness. I'm cutting out liquor to a bare minimus).
By the end of the day, your body/health/diet is a like a Chia Pet. You monitor it, take care of it, water it consistently and see it blossom into something wiered like an Afro or... the kitty litter box they recently unveiled for felines and stuff.
The fukk i look like owning a cat!
(Given my ethnicity, it would be dined before making it past its 4rst lifeline)
Umph.
"Who wanna bag, you wanna bag? Who gotta bag, we gotta bag..."
(but they charge you five cents for one now at some grocery stores, what kind of shiit is that? Why not embedded it into the cost of groceries so it's subtle and subliminal like an indirect rap diss. Xmas time... now Wrap THIS!)
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